57Gregy 551 Posted June 22, 2020 What do you call a beatnik that lives by the river? A hippiepotamus. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 2,548 Posted June 22, 2020 I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself... "Well this changes everything!" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 3,819 Posted June 22, 2020 Just now, Notes_Norton said: I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself... "Well this changes everything!" Only with fresh batteries😆 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 2,548 Posted June 22, 2020 (edited) 23 minutes ago, InstrEd said: Only with fresh batteries😆 The last time I had fresh batteries, they pinched my butt. I'm buying more tomorrow. ------ My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes. I asked her, "What should I do to stop my addiction?" She said, "Hey, whatever means necessary." "No, no it doesn't," I said. Edited June 22, 2020 by Notes_Norton Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 3,819 Posted June 22, 2020 46 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: "Hey, whatever memes necessary." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 4,842 Posted June 22, 2020 Continuing with my animal theme... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 4,842 Posted June 23, 2020 Dogs can't operate MRI scanners, catscan. Our mountains aren't just funny, they're hill areas. Turning Vegan would be a big missed steak. Well, to be Frank, I'd have to change my name. Life is short, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me and I will. Ban pre-shredded cheese, make America grate again. Electricians have to strip to make ends meet. For chemists, alcohol is not a problem, it's a solution. I scream, you scream, the police show up; it's awkward... Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular. I'm friends with 25 letters of the Alphabet; I don't know y... Cow stumbles into pot field! The steaks have never been higher! Crushing pop cans is soda pressing! In search of fresh vegetable puns. Lettuce know! He who laughs last, didn't get it. Big shout out to my fingers. I can always count on them. Remember, if the World didn't suck, we'd all fall off. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fwrend 374 Posted June 23, 2020 William Tell's family were avid league bowlers but no records were kept so to this day no one knows for whom the Tell's bowled! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kennywtelejazz 1,895 Posted June 23, 2020 (edited) 19 hours ago, craigb said: Continuing with my animal theme... Kenny Edited June 23, 2020 by kennywtelejazz 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 2,548 Posted June 23, 2020 Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" Me: "I Excel at it." Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?" Me: "Word" 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starise 924 Posted June 24, 2020 Scientists looking for better antioxidant solutions decided to open the prison. They needed free radicals. * ducks and runs* the most unfunny pun of 2020-2021. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 4,842 Posted June 24, 2020 After committing a bank robbery, the midget clairvoyant ran away and became a small, medium at large. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhonoBrainer 1,816 Posted June 24, 2020 Some of these are so old, the dinosaurs posted them on MySpace. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starise 924 Posted June 25, 2020 14 hours ago, emeraldsoul said: Some of these are so old, the dinosaurs posted them on MySpace. And how would you know this ? unless.................................. 😁 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antler 1,290 Posted June 26, 2020 4 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Many happy returns...??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 4,842 Posted June 26, 2020 5 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Only visitors keep going, the French quit a long time ago! 😁 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
