Notes_Norton 1,371 Posted October 9, 2020 This one is terrible: My neighbor texted me, "I just made synonym buns!" I texted back, "You mean like grammar use to make?" I haven't heard from her since. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 2,889 Posted October 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said: This one is terrible: My neighbor texted me, "I just made synonym buns!" I texted back, "You mean like grammar use to make?" I haven't heard from her since. Sounds possessive, but definitely not good for your colon! It makes the grade though and, if you want some proof, I give it a "d" (it needs one after the "e" in "use" anyway😜). 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kennywtelejazz 1,047 Posted October 9, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: This one is terrible: My neighbor texted me, "I just made synonym buns!" I texted back, "You mean like grammar use to make?" I haven't heard from her since. Ouch ! this Pun is terrible 💩 If it was set to music the only musical score that would work with this pun is the sound of nails scraping on a blackboard .🤕 Kenny Edited October 9, 2020 by kennywtelejazz 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,371 Posted October 10, 2020 When you put things to music Kenny, you can say some pretty stupid things and get away with it. Example: ||: Get up and boogie Get up and boogie Get up and boogie That's Right :|| Repeat until you are thoroughly nauseated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,371 Posted October 12, 2020 Cleaning mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wibbles 2,416 Posted October 12, 2020 30 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: Cleaning mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing. After a moment's reflection, you'll realise that was a bad idea. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,371 Posted October 13, 2020 Warning: This one is terrible..... The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 2,889 Posted October 14, 2020 6 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Warning: This one is terrible..... The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. That one gets around, ya? 😁 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertWS 209 Posted October 14, 2020 (edited) Never talk to Pi. He’ll go on forever. Edited October 14, 2020 by RobertWS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,371 Posted October 14, 2020 17 hours ago, RobertWS said: Never talk to Pi. He’ll go on forever. But he never repeats himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 2,889 Posted October 14, 2020 52 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: But he never repeats himself. How irrational!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertWS 209 Posted October 15, 2020 5 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: But he never repeats himself. I can't think of a good rejoinder. I'll circle around and get back to you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,371 Posted October 16, 2020 How 'bout a pizza pi with becan on top? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 2,889 Posted October 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: How 'bout a pizza pi with becan on top? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wibbles 2,416 Posted October 16, 2020 (edited) On 10/15/2020 at 12:09 AM, craigb said: How irrational!!! But so transcendental, man! Edited October 16, 2020 by Wibbles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,371 Posted October 16, 2020 9 hours ago, craigb said: Brilliant! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 2,889 Posted October 16, 2020 I hear Viagra is going to be sponsoring voter booths to overcome election dysfunction. (Ok, it's bad, but it's an original! 😜) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wibbles 2,416 Posted October 16, 2020 (edited) 42 minutes ago, craigb said: I hear Viagra is going to be sponsoring voter booths to overcome election dysfunction. (Ok, it's bad, but it's an original! 😜) Edited October 16, 2020 by Wibbles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
batsbrew 222 Posted October 16, 2020 Do you really feel qualified? A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’ The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?’ ‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the stranger. ‘How about nuclear power?’ and he smiles. OK, ‘she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’ The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.’ To which the little girl replies, ‘Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know sh!t? 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
