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This one is terrible:

My neighbor texted me, "I just made synonym buns!"

I texted back, "You mean like grammar use to make?"

I haven't heard from her since.

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1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said:

This one is terrible:

My neighbor texted me, "I just made synonym buns!"

I texted back, "You mean like grammar use to make?"

I haven't heard from her since.

Sounds possessive, but definitely not good for your colon!

It makes the grade though and, if you want some proof, I give it a "d" (it needs one after the "e" in "use" anyway😜). 

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Posted (edited)
5 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

This one is terrible:

My neighbor texted me, "I just made synonym buns!"

I texted back, "You mean like grammar use to make?"

I haven't heard from her since.

Ouch ! this Pun is terrible 💩 

If it was set to music the only  musical score that would work with this pun is  the sound of nails scraping on a blackboard .🤕

 

Kenny 

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When you put things to music  Kenny, you can say some pretty stupid things and get away with it.

Example:

||: Get up and boogie
Get up and boogie
Get up and boogie
That's Right :||

Repeat until you are thoroughly nauseated.

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30 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

Cleaning mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.

After a moment's reflection, you'll realise that was a bad idea.

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Warning: This one is terrible.....

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. 

He acquired his size from too much pi.

 

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6 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

Warning: This one is terrible.....

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. 

He acquired his size from too much pi.

 

That one gets around, ya? 😁

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52 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

But he never repeats himself.

How irrational!!!

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5 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

But he never repeats himself.

I can't think of a good rejoinder.

I'll circle around and get back to you.

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3 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

How 'bout a pizza pi with becan on top?

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On 10/15/2020 at 12:09 AM, craigb said:

How irrational!!!

But so transcendental, man!

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I hear Viagra is going to be sponsoring voter booths to overcome election dysfunction.

(Ok, it's bad, but it's an original! 😜)

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42 minutes ago, craigb said:

I hear Viagra is going to be sponsoring voter booths to overcome election dysfunction.

(Ok, it's bad, but it's an original😜)

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Do you really feel qualified?

 


A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?’

‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the stranger. ‘How about nuclear power?’


and he smiles.

OK, ‘she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first.  A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.’

To which the little girl replies, ‘Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know sh!t?

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