Michael Vogel 249 Posted September 30, 2020 On 8/14/2020 at 10:30 AM, craigb said: Ever wonder what Mt. Rushmore looks like from North Dakota? Literally burst into tears of laughter. So funny and absolutely brand new to me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,480 Posted September 30, 2020 I used to be an archaeologist. My career ended up in ruins... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,480 Posted October 1, 2020 To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,056 Posted October 2, 2020 I'm so crazy about the moon that people are started to say I'm a lunatic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starise 873 Posted October 2, 2020 Well these are all pretty good, and funny.......I'm basically brain dead today ( no this isn't a regular occurrence nor is it as some suspect...ongoing) Can't seem to think of anything at the moment. Earth calling brain............. earth calling brain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,480 Posted October 2, 2020 Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,480 Posted October 3, 2020 I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,056 Posted October 3, 2020 Don't let being dyslexic bother you. 10 out of 3 people are! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,480 Posted October 5, 2020 A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,480 Posted October 6, 2020 My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.” I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
