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A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes...

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The reason why kleptomaniacs don't understand puns is because:

 

They always take things literally.

 

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1 hour ago, jsg said:

The reason why kleptomaniacs don't understand puns is because:

 

They always take things literally.

 

And they accuse me of reusing my puns/jokes/memes/images! 😜

Page 7?

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7 minutes ago, craigb said:

And they accuse me of reusing my puns/jokes/memes/images! 😜

Page 7?

Well, if I stole your pun I must be a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand puns.

I may be puntificating a bit, but really, do I deserve to be punished?  😉

Isn't punning obsessively enough punishment?

 

 

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1 minute ago, jsg said:

Well, if I stole your pun I must be a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand puns.

I may be puntificating a bit, but really, do I deserve to be punished?  😉

Isn't punning obsessively enough punishment?

 

 

That's funny, 'cause the first time YOU posted that pun (see link), I replied that "I" was going to steal it! 😆

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[Insert pun about memory here...]

(Just in case I forget to! 😁 )

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21 hours ago, craigb said:

[Insert pun about memory here...]

(Just in case I forget to! 😁 )

And I forgot dementia it!  😜

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2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn't matter, none of them work.

That pun is so last page Bob! 😜

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10 hours ago, craigb said:

That pun is so last page Bob! 😜

I've got a good memory. It's just a little short.

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On 9/3/2020 at 12:50 PM, jsg said:

Well, if I stole your pun I must be a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand puns.

I may be puntificating a bit, but really, do I deserve to be punished?  😉

Isn't punning obsessively enough punishment?

 

 

Get Thee to a Punnery.

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