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5 boxes this time. Tagalongs, Samoas, and thin mints. 

They don't take NO for an answer 

 

 

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Love Thin Mints and Samoas.  Not supposed to have either...  😕

Reminds me of the time I almost got kicked out of the Cub Scouts for eating a Brownie...

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at the shopping mall here, while ago there were some nice russian girls.

2 of them got in my car and one started kissing and making love to me, while the other one stole my wallet.

Lost 3 wallets in only 1 week !

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31 minutes ago, Sheens said:

at the shopping mall here, while ago there were some nice russian girls.

2 of them got in my car and one started kissing and making love to me, while the other one stole my wallet.

Lost 3 wallets in only 1 week !

Pfffffst! 

amateur 

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On 3/8/2020 at 12:26 AM, craigb said:

Love Thin Mints and Samoas.  Not supposed to have either...  😕

Reminds me of the time I almost got kicked out of the Cub Scouts for eating a Brownie...

Now they give you a patch and a celebration 🤨

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On 3/7/2020 at 9:20 PM, bayoubill said:

5 boxes this time. Tagalongs, Samoas, and thin mints. 

They don't take NO for an answer 

 

 

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The diabetic excuse doesn't work. They got it covered.

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If I have to be taken, then the Girls Scouts will be fine by me.  It is better than being taken by surprise.

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The girl scouts were out selling cookies outside the Walmart this past weekend. They certainly had the crowds.

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I guess if we're all going to die we might as well get those cookies and maybe some ................................bacon? 

If you had only two choices bacon or toilet paper which would it be?

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On 3/7/2020 at 8:20 PM, bayoubill said:

5 boxes this time. Tagalongs, Samoas, and thin mints. 

They don't take NO for an answer 

 

 

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Yeah ! it's a game alright ...Get me my cookies now or I'm gonna play Smoke  On The Water

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Kenny

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Posted (edited)

CENSORED

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CENSORED

 

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I haven't touched my face for weeks either! Coincidense?

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Posted (edited)
54 minutes ago, bayoubill said:

CENSORED

"I know more about drones than anybody. I know about every form of safety that you can have."

"I think nobody knows more about campaign finance than I do, because I'm the biggest contributor."

 "I know more about people who get ratings than anyone."

"I know more about ISIS than the generals do."

 "I understand social media. I understand the power of Twitter. I understand the power of Facebook maybe better than almost anybody,

 "I know more about courts than any human being on Earth." 

"Who knows more about lawsuits than I do? I'm the king." 

 "I understand politicians better than anybody."

 "Nobody knows more about trade than me." 

 "Nobody knows the U.S. government  system better than I do."

 "I know more about renewable energy than any human being on Earth." 

 "I think nobody knows more about taxes than I do, maybe in the history of the world."

 "I’m the king of debt. I’m great with debt. Nobody knows debt better than me."

 "I understand money better than anybody." 

"as a builder, nobody in the history of this country has ever known so much about infrastructure"

 "Nobody knows more about construction than I do." 

 "Technology — nobody knows more about technology than me." 

CENSORED

 

To add insult to injury I have other things I can do besides all those personal accomplishments  I just mentioned .

I can  play the Jazz tune  Moaning in all 12 keys on my guitar & I know my A Minor scale on all the positions of the guitars finger board blindfolded  .

Let me ask you something ....Do you think that would help ? NO ...

Those Girl Scouts still got me to buy 5 boxes this time. I wound up getting , Tagalongs, Samoas, and thin mints. 

They simply just don't take NO for an answer 

 

Kenny

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