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  1. On 5/27/2024 at 10:37 AM, craigb said:

    The Natives were restless.


                                                 They wanted you to prove your not a robot







  2. 18 hours ago, pwal³ said:

    i had to visit the site and then unblock javascript to view that image 🤔🙄

    So after all of that did you eventually help him get the nut up the tree or not ?


  3. 21 hours ago, craigb said:

    That little guy probably thinks he's the King!

    Yes he can stay the King as long as he can stay clear and as far away as he can from trying to keep up with  Bapu 's ever growing VST collection and CC Larry's Deal Threads .

    Once he goes there all bets are off  .

    Standing in a real long line at The Squirrel Relief Pantry and experiencing  Nut Insecurity for the very first time may become his new reality after he goes for broke and cashes in his Enormous Nut .



  4. 18 hours ago, hockeyjx said:

    Great video! I was overwhelmed by Kodi Lee's performance as well, and I believe it comes down being reminded that the gifts some may have are not visible, but yet amazing.

    Thanks !

    I also  enjoyed Kodi Lee's performances last year and I agree with your comment .

    18 hours ago, hockeyjx said:

    We sometimes judge the book by it's cover, and then are shocked when we open the pages. We all do it at some point, and then we get reminded we should not judge that book by the cover.

    Yes that's true we all do it .The lucky ones amongst us whom have taken the time to have opened the book not only have gained reminders not to superficially  judge others talents but we have also been given a shot of much needed inspiration to ride as long as we can remember to be open to the many human vessels creativity happens to choose to express itself within .

    I have drawn Inspiration from the struggles that have brought Richard Goodall  to where his is today . I have paralleled in my life some of the jobs and things I have had to do just to survive . I respect he found a way to use his talents and he never lost sight of them ....I can gain strength from that example   ...

    Check this video out ...this is how good he really is

    nice talking with you ,




  5. When you wish upon a star
    Makes no difference who you are
    Anything your heart desires
    Will come to you
    If your heart is in your dream
    No request is too extreme
    When you wish upon a star
    As dreamers do


    Fate is kind
    She brings to those who love
    The sweet fulfillment of their secret longing

    Like a bolt out of the blue
    Fate steps in and sees you through
    When you wish upon a star
    Your dreams come true






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  6. 7 hours ago, Sheens said:

    earlier that day...


    OK ! Now We Have A Bull Rider in a Snap On Tool Factory ......

    Interestingly enough this video has perfectly illustrated our human evolutionary entry into the full blown Age of Idiocracy .

    I predict It won't be too long before man kind enters into a subservient  evolutionary cycle where we become socially marginal . Just like all humans became in The Planet Of The Apes

    Idiocracy and The Planet Of The Apes  may hold the key to mankind's  possible future evolution . Both flicks  have even put the Mayans and The Great Nostradamus to shame when it comes to accurate predictions regarding the possible future evolution of humanity .

    Who Knew that such Iconic Moves could become so Prophetic ?


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  7. 10 hours ago, Sheens said:



    " Tony STOP " 😅 

    It seems Tony's wife told him the very same thing on their first date !..... Now her Truck ....ouch

    Tony's reputation spread fast and now Guitar Center won't allow him to pull any guitar off the rack to try unless he plans on paying for it first



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  8. 9 hours ago, Sheens said:

    who needs AI ?


                                                        What !!!?



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  9.                                  Resistance is futile ! 

    The 7 Th and 9 Th chords are always the logical answer !

                    Play them now!  and Save Humanity Today!







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  10. 16 hours ago, pwal³ said:

    Humanity ended in the 80s 🤷‍♂️


    1 hour ago, Pragi said:

    I have to agree,  1880.

    May I submit humanity ended on October 12 Th  in the year 1781 .

    This was the day the first  bagpipe competition ever was held at the Masonic Arms, Falkirk, Scotland.

    I ought to know . I was there as a student of musical time travel and  my ears are still ringing


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  11. On 5/6/2024 at 7:30 AM, Bapu said:

    A supercomputer simulation just predicted when humans will go extinct.


    We here at The Coffee House actually helped them out ! What ! How did we help them out you ask ?

    In the early stages of AI it became important for the governing powers that be at The AI think tank to perform controlled experiments on unsuspecting human lab rats so naturally they chose us .... After exhaustive high density rounds of  intense stimuli experiments that were designed to trigger and test the boundaries of our capacities to circumvent our natural automatic abilities to not react and become overly sensitive to information that was coming to us The AI Think Tank Hit a brick wall .

    This experiment was important to AI because they had to gather our triggers and adapt and learn how to press them at the opportune time 

    For now I can't spill the beans on how they finally cracked the code with how to control us here at the Coffee House   .

    I can mention it all started here when all the forum moderation filters clamped down and started deleting individuals posts and threads ....

    That is all I can say for now . I am currently under consideration and  review for a Nobel Peace Prize  on defeating AI if it chooses to eliminate humanity .

    Because of that fortunate discovery and turn of events on my part , my ground breaking observations are under close scrutiny  by the Nobel Community and I will become free to share my discoveries once they give me the green light  

    Than you for your patience !


    Whew talk about telling a Whopper xD

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  12. 10 hours ago, craigb said:

    I still have this one! 😁


     Once Bapu threw away the bowl he used for that hair style in the pic He became free ! Now  he can mingle in public with out having young girls screaming and throwing their soiled undergarments at him .


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  13. On 4/19/2024 at 8:19 AM, bitflipper said:


    UPS is hit-or-miss.

    Once I thought that an expensive microphone had been lost in transit, but I found it in the bushes by my driveway gate where it had been lying in the rain for two days.

    On another occasion, UPS pulled into my driveway, turned around and left. I literally chased it down the driveway, but he didn't stop.

    When I'm awaiting a musical instrument I pee in the back yard to avoid going into the house for even a minute lest they sneak past me.


    Hey Dave I heard  when all else fails you will go three rounds with these clowns and rough em up !



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  14. On 4/25/2024 at 8:43 AM, craigb said:

    Sorry, just not going to change.  You all will just have to deal with it!





    6 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:


                                     You have just won the Laughing Seal of Approval !

                                                                   Now throw me a fish !





    4 hours ago, craigb said:

    One Fish, coming up! 😁



    I asked for a fish... What's up with that the  video ? Sssshheeesh I don't want to waste my time listening to that pseudo hipster ambient noise .

                                  Now Class repeat after me ........This is a fish !



    Oh my ! I wonder if she has any bananas or coconuts .


                      Now throw me a fish




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  15. On 4/25/2024 at 8:43 AM, craigb said:

    Sorry, just not going to change.  You all will just have to deal with it!





                                     You have just won the Laughing Seal of Approval !

                                                                   Now throw me a fish !




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