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Without using your toes, how many sleeps until you're 60?

♫ Strangers in the night........Scooby Dooby Doo ♫

From this, I deduce that you have have no socks on and more than 20.

Green.

Strummy is a bean counter? So many questions now need to be asked...............but I'll limit myself to one...... How many beans do you have ?

Transcript: Bapu: "Hey honey, look what I've got...." TLL: (Thinks........FFS.....another freaking guitar.......and he has the nerve to complain about me buying more cushions than is "strictly necessary"......what has he ever done with all the freaking guitars that's freaking "necessary"????) Says: " That's nice dear." Bapu: What shall we call it ? TLL: (Thinks........it's a bit of fancy shaped wood with wires stretched over it......how can it possibly need a name FFS????) Says: " Erm, well it's yours honeybunny, so you should decide......." Bapu: "But, it would mean so much to me if you named it......." TLL: "Ok then...." (Looks around room desperately trying to think of a name......any name......) "Erm, how about........E for ermmm.........Ed?" Bapu: That's it............ Amazing!! (Thinks: She's so instantly creative - I don't know how she thinks of these things so quickly.)

Hob nobs?

Mix recall function is probably what you are looking for, but in my (admittedly very little) experience with it, it's not really any quicker than just opening an alt mix project - hence the very little experience of it.

Quite possibly, but that will be their loss, it's not like I can't still be an unheard of nobody without it.

Looks nice, but I'm waiting for the half price MPS 5 upgrade with Ozone 10 in it. Luckily, I can be very patient sometimes.

Looks quite good for that price, but K6 required so I get to hang on to my beer tokens for another day.

With knobs on.

That pretty much says it all. 😀

I might well be wrong, but I think he's just the "official" CW guy that the mods report to, so the squealing comes from elsewhere.

That's one in the eye for all those that said that I'd never amount to anything. 😀

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Beancounters with spreadsheets and zero understanding of how things work in the real world. In my employed past I often had cause to wonder whether being a clueless idiot was actually a prerequisite to being considered for the top jobs. It just seemed like it had to be more than coincidence.

Further to above, the mainstream media here scored an own goal recently here by showing a picture of a supermarket with loads of empty shelves supposedly taken that day in London, thus confirming their recent dire prediction that there would soon be food shortages. However, the more attentive among us - sadly not as many as you'd hope - didn't fail to notice that while it had been 85 degrees with cloudless skies in London all week, the people in the supermarket were wearing coats, hats and gloves.

You never get toilet paper? Eeeuuuwww. Seriously though, WRT people stockpiling, it's not rocket science.....if government's make it their business to spread unnecessary panic then people will unnecessarily panic with the knock on effect that when due to said unnecessary panic supplies start to run short, now even those who weren't panicking start to think that they maybe need to buy extra to insulate themselves from the actions of those running around like headless chickens and buying everything in sight. I'm only surprised that it wasn't worse. During the first lockdown I went to the supermarket to get some beer. The shelves were full and further stock was alongside awaiting shelf room in those wheeled metal cages they have. The supermarket had a promo on where 1 pack was £12 or two for £16. Given that there was plenty there, what would you do? As I walked out of the store carrying my two packs a woman shouted at me..........."do you think you've CENSORED got enough there?" I gave her my best smile and said..."Not really, but I couldn't carry any more." No point in typing what she shouted as I walked away because it would all be asterisks.

FWIW Kenny I've got two perma "warnings" too, both for things that didn't actually happen, but to be honest they cheer me up every time I see them as they serve as proof that whatever I might be, at least I'm not those guys. Oh, and.... IBTD. 😀

Yep, that's the one.

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/suez-canal-ever-given-updates_uk_61092efae4b0552883e54c18 There's also a video doing the rounds (I forget where now) that shows how many containers, including empty ones that are needed elsewhere to be loaded with goods that have no containers available because they are sitting empty in the wrong place due partly to long delays in US west coast unloading because of a lack of dock workers to handle them due to ...how to put it in forum censor friendly terms....... let's say the incompetence of those with power...... which then led to to shipping companies pulling certain voyages because they were no longer economically viable, which in turn led to chaos in terms of where things were.

Could it have been that you were wearing your new t-shirt....?