craigb

YOU'VE BEEN NAGBAPPED!!! 😆

My friend's band used to put stickers on their blanks.  Things like "Rent this space!" and "Tip so we can buy something to put here!"  LOL.

😆

3 hours ago, BassDaddy said:

I can say this because I'm half Norwegian: ...

Does this mean you dance on your side? 🤣

I think it was a desperate attempt hoping a female would reply "No!  I'm here!"

(Fail.😆) 

Oh man, that blows!  🙄

(😀)

Too much? 

(With apologies to all our beat bangers out there - but these ARE easy! 😀  And... old.)

Q:  What do you call a drummer in a suit?

A:  The defendant.

Q:  What did the drummer get on his SAT test?

A:  Saliva.

Q: What does it mean when the drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth equally?

A:  The drum riser is level.

Q:  What's the last thing a drummer says before he leaves a band?

A:  "Hey guys, I have an idea for a song!"

Q:  What do you call someone who hangs around a rock band?

A:  The drummer.

Q:  Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the van?

A:  Took over an hour to get the drummer out.

Q;  What is the only key drummers know?

A:  

4 hours ago, InstrEd said:

I was wondering about Beepster myself. Hope he is okay.

Well, that was questionable even when he was here!  LOL! 😆

So what happened to Sharke or the Beepster?  Those losers never made it to Beyond My DAW and now they're not here either?  Are the new digs too hoddy-toddy for them?

Macs now support windows!

You have to be sharp if you want to see.

50 minutes ago, InstrEd said:

Hmm. What about Corvallis Oregon? I'm asking because I just asking🙄

No, no... That's where you go if you like Beavers!  (The Ducks are in Eugene.) 😉

1 minute ago, InstrEd said:

2 hours ago, craigb said:

The fig mints can only be imagined.

Into what?

Figments of your imagination? 😀

The fig mints can only be imagined.

2 hours ago, ØSkald said:

So you guys say hvis is not a dating site?

Maybe if you live in Portland Oregon. 😉

64oz?  That's it?  Must be nice!  You're supposed to drink half your body weight in ounces so that used to be over a gallon for me...  Plus, during Winter, I like two big mugs of coffee every day so I have to overcome that too!  Oh well...

With all that it probably sounds like I could get into trouble when I get stuck in the ridiculous traffic around here, but I keep a "trucker's helper" in the car along with a towel.  A quick pull-over to the side and I'm soon back into the traffic! 😀

7 hours ago, bitflipper said:

As a fellow four-timer, I can tell you that life gets better quickly once you unclog that lifetime's worth of kielbasas and big macs. Just remember to eat your veggies and you'll be feeling 20 years younger in a few weeks.

 

Damn Dave!  Has Yes called you to play for them yet??? 

Your real hair looks much better than my fake-for-Halloween costume in my avatar!

*Tap tap...*  Hey, is this thing on?

At this rate, it's going to be a while to get to page 2,000! 😛

81...  Man, I'm feeling old now!

I think I'll crank the Agent Orange versions of his songs later...

RIP Dick!

(Hope it's ok with the mods for me to say that! 😀)

Score:

Hospital: One discharge

Patient:  Multiple discharges

Patient wins!  (Or did I misunderstand things here?😉)

Hmm...  I'm not sure...  Would it replace the drumsticks I put on my dashboard to park in handicap spots?

Heh, the only Focusrite I've ever had was a Twin Trak Pro and it scared me how hot it would get so I returned it.