craigb

I had a lot of fun having to play disco as a DJ while being in a rock band... (1980-1984...)

Back on the train...  Sunday > Monday

The Wibble submission above that's blocked in the US :

Do you refer to her as Lady GAGAS? 😁

Are you Snow White or sumthin' Doc??? 😆

I hear Viagra is going to be sponsoring voter booths to overcome election dysfunction.

(Ok, it's bad, but it's an original! 😜)

Wait...  Bill has a daughter that looks like THAT??!  😮

Don't expect to have more than Ed in anything that ends in "ST" including VST, post, etc.!

Example: Toast 😆

Well, I did respond with a p**sy pic, didn't I? 😆

Wow!  We even get a Ken sighting!  Cool.  👍

Turn it back on!!!!

(Wow, no posts in this Fred in TEN days???  That must be a record! 😮)

3 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

How 'bout a pizza pi with becan on top?

Maybe you need to social distance it to Ebm, then perform a lockdown with a capo?  

A mask should also be used to ensure that none of the grooves are infectious!

Not sure about Steve, but Wibbles just ran off to have a cold shower! 😁

7 hours ago, bayoubill said:

Darn this chronic amnesia  😒

Wait...  How would you remember you had it? 🤔

18 minutes ago, bitflipper said:

Sadly, back when I first met bapu it was not widely understood just how contagious this affliction can be. Within a few months, though, I began showing symptoms myself.

I told myself "it's not that serious...it's like the flu". Next thing I know, I'm buying extra disk drives to handle the overflow.

You'd think that the lessons born of the inevitable bad decisions would eventually reach critical mass and provide some level of prophylactic inoculation. They don't.

 

Doctor:  "Sorry Dave, but it appears that you have tested positive for KOKOL-20.  I'm afraid that it is very contagious and will have a serious economic impact.  Social distancing seems to only make the condition worse and isolation is only effective if it's between you and all of your electronic devices."

Dave:  "Oh no!  Is there a cure Doc?"

Doctor: "Here, take this vaccine."

Dave:  "What am I supposed to do with this?"

Doctor:  "Whenever you feel the desire to buy a VST, hit yourself in the head until the feeling passes."

😁

If these look like I made them over 20 years ago, that's because I did! 😁

Welcome back Dave!  Five years???  Man, time flies!

Bapu has lots of VST's because he doesn't practice safe financial *****.

Oh, give me a flippin' break!  Even the word "i n t e r c o u r s e" is censored??!  (But bullshit isn't?)

At least mine is accurate.

6 minutes ago, InstrEd said:

Must you bring in F** News?  

Oh never-mind you said mainstream 🤣

F**, C**, MSN**,A**,N**,B**, etc.  They're all the same.  In fact, they WANT you to think that it's one side or the other when they're just two sides of the same coin.

Same thing applies here:

We now return you to your regular posting...

52 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

But he never repeats himself.

How irrational!!!