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Well, it does match the statement of "...wasn't born yesterday" I suppose!

Was thinking of a comeback, but...

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Saved this for ya Steve! ?

Enjoyed the video!

(You have to be sharp if you want to see, ya? ? )

Ever since the Mermaid locked him up, we never hear from him!  ?

I still think there are better ways of getting out of paying taxes though...

The best part is that he had to edit it! ?

Just be careful Steve!!!

Space Cowboy (Bo) bought my guitar with an "Original Floyd" tremolo on it and look what happened to him!!! ?

5 hours ago, emeraldsoul said:

And now for something more suitable, yet still related:

That looks like a strike AND a ball! ?

58 minutes ago, paulo said:

A few years ago I was in dispute with a major bank over whether they could unilaterally change a contract I had with them. I referred the case  to a major national newspaper who actually agreed with me and printed several articles about it. Basically they had referred me to a certain paragraph/subsection of the signed agreement that simply did not exist. The case was taken up by the financial authorities who ruled that the bank's response after having it pointed out that there was no such paragraph in the contract ........."It was in the agreement, but it just wasn't printed as there wasn't enough room on the page..."  was within the law !!

 

Did you then point out the other "unprinted" area that said your account would earn 200% interest?

12 minutes ago, InstrEd said:

Hmmm,  the left is on the right?

Right.

I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure that strawberry shake wasn't real... ?

Just sayin'...

Damn it Bill!  Get back here and apologize for dying like that!

Well, fortunately those are NOT modern day abs!

Patient Enthusiasm Not In Strummy!

Well, I say a young tiger is still a kitten and that's what I'm going with! ?

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Bye Kenny!

8 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

No, but I will ?

A good slug of this ambrosia ends up in any home-made curry or chili:

Guaranteed to keep you single in prison too! ?

10 hours ago, David Sprouse said:

betty ford, really?  How old are you!?

Old enough to remember when rolling two fours with dice was called "windows."  Rolling two fives was called "t!ts in a window" and a four with a five was called "Betty Ford in a window!" ?

Please note that I was able to fulfill the request!  As you'll notice below, all seven transparent red lines (including the green, the balloon and the kitten) are all perpendicular to each other!  It looks even better than I expected it would, the customer should be very happy!

Losers!

Awesome, ya? ?