Thanksgiving Humor

[amiller]

This has nothing to do with a song but, since this is really the only place I post, I thought you all might enjoy a little seasonal humor:

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way

[Johnbee58]

That's good!!  You could probably make it into a song, though. ?

?John B

[kennywtelejazz]

On 11/23/2019 at 4:50 PM, Johnbee58 said:

That's good!!  You could probably make it into a song, though. ?

?John B

He could probably make that one into a TV commercial  ?

Kenny

[David Sprouse]

so when a cyclops opens and closes his eye, is it a wink or a blink?

[RobertWS]

Shouldn't this thread be in the coffee house?

Well, it might be a little latte for that.

[SPAK]

6 hours ago, RobertWS said:

Shouldn't this thread be in the coffee house?

Well, it might be a little latte for that.

Yep ..but sometimes rules have to be sidetracked ....

[SPAK]

12 hours ago, David Sprouse said:

so when a cyclops opens and closes his eye, is it a wink or a blink?

Depends how fast he does it .....