bayoubill Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 (edited) I have let my hair grow out for the first time in over 10 years. I usually keep it shaved but now it's grown out, very grey and looks infaltable just like this guy! In the not to distant future a dad buys a ROBOT at a discount. The robot interface glitches and slaps the people who lie. (AT DINNER) DAD: Son,How's school? SON: Great! We learned many things. ROBOT slapped SON SON: Ok,I went to the movies. DAD: What did you watch? SON: Toy Story 2 ROBOT slapped SON again SON: Ok, a rated R movie. DAD: I never watched movies like that. ROBOT slapped DAD DAD: Ok, I watched a R rated movie when I was 14 years old. MOM: There, There, stop this argument because he is in puberty stage and HE IS YOUR SON. ROBOT slapped MOM. Edited August 2, 2020 by bayoubill would a droid cross the road if it was programmed by a chicken? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starise Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Inflatable Hare? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 10 minutes ago, Starise said: Inflatable Hare? Riding the Rabbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57Gregy Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Just imagine what you'll save on combs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted August 4, 2020 Author Share Posted August 4, 2020 (edited) 43 minutes ago, 57Gregy said: Just imagine what you'll save on combs! ZACTLY! but that's not important right now Which reminds me When I was in the military there was this dumb, inexperience 2nd lieutenant. To give him experience the Commander would put him in charge every once in a while. Well one day the command center recieved a message that an Airman Smith's father passed away. Right way the 2nd lieutenant went to the intercom of the barracks where Airman Smith was, and said Airman Smith " Airman Smith your father is dead". Naturally Airman smith fell apart in his grief. Our Commander was livid! He marched up to the 2nd lieutenant and said "YOU IDIOT! Don't you know anything about tact sympathy when informing someone of such dire information. Well the 2nd lieutenant thought about it until he was satified he had a handle of dealing with this type of situation. About a month later the command center recieved another message stating someones's father had died. An Airman Johnson this time The 2nd lieutenant got on the intercome but this time ordered the men to assemble in front of the barracks for an important announcement. Once all the men had assembled the 2nd lieutenant shouted " Everyone with a living father step forward!" Then immediatly shouted " NOT SO FAST AIRMAN JOHNSON!" Edited August 4, 2020 by bayoubill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 fnar fnar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57Gregy Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 I think that lieutenant was in my shop, too. Did he have the nickname 'The Rock'? As in 'dumber than'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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