Puns Anyone? Got 'em? Post 'em.

[Notes_Norton]

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He was lucky it was a soft drink.

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

[Notes_Norton]

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

[craigb]

3 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

I dig it!!!

[Notes_Norton]

[craigb]

  

6 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

 

JUST ADD DENNIS I SAY MENACINGLY AND HE'S ABOUT GOT THEM ALL!

Edited February 4, 2024 by craigb

[Notes_Norton]

I asked a Frenchman if he played video games, he said wii.

[Notes_Norton]

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

[Notes_Norton]

He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue.

His lips were sealed.

[craigb]

5 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue.

His lips were sealed.

Good thing for him that he didn't sniff it as well! ?

[Grem]

13 hours ago, craigb said:

Good thing for him that he didn't sniff it as well! ?

Apparently he did!!

[Notes_Norton]

[rfssongs]

Is it true that someone with a foot fetish is good at handling defeat ?

[craigb]

3 hours ago, rfssongs said:

Is it true that someone with a foot fetish is good at handling defeat ?

That one sucked!

[Xoo]

59 minutes ago, craigb said:

That one sucked!

Toe much, toe much!

[craigb]

4 minutes ago, Xoo said:

Toe munch, toe munch?

?

[garybrun]

Camel?

[craigb]

1 minute ago, garybrun said:

Camel?

Better than Moose Knuckle. ?

[rfssongs]

They are considering adding a category 6 to the hurricane classifications. I think they should because otherwise those really bad storms are going to get a high five.