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bayoubill

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  1. I purposely set phone on an old fashioned ringer just so I can say “one ringgy dingy two ringgy dingys three ringgy dingys” out loud
  2. More to come after my Becan breakfast part deaux cuz the 1st breakfast was so good
  3. Take the Bapu scale A C D E G and convert it into the Altered Babu scale by adding the 9th and lowering the minor 7 to a 6th It then becomes a Hexatonic scale which means its easy to play on the guitar
  4. Didn't I ask you NOT to tell anyone about that? and how do you know that? i need more door locks
  5. Must I remine you again that I took a sped redden chrous and gramer stuff two!
  6. I should have read the directions! moral of the story - read the fine print!
  7. This is a dirty job but somebody has to do it I have a Public Service Announcement (PSA) I switched and tried a toilet brush over the weekend It worked barely OK for reasons that rubbed me the wrong way I STRONGLY suggest staying with toilet paper!
  8. YEH YEH! Oh heck YEH!!! .......well...... wow... I feel much better now thanks!!!
  9. While watching the game I will BOO! him as I see him just behind the LSU bench on T V. Boooooooo
  10. We didn't get washed away although I thought we were at one point Turning everything back on and unpacking my guitars! now where's my Becan I just found out my son's going to the LSU Clemson game ....without me ?
  11. My drumming hero. RIP Neil ?
  12. Well you things may be bad when they start issuing sand bags before the storm it's way too warm outside to be January
  13. I Am preparing for 75+ winds plus high tornado threat after midnight. I moved everything that can blow away in and covered what needed covering. Weather guy seems think think this one is going to be very bad. He suggests mobile home owners stay somewhere else tonight. It's expected to hit between 1-3 am. I put all my guitars in their cases and Becan in the freezer
  14. I've always wanted Becan flavored cheddar cheese tortilla bars
  15. Which reminds me of when my Grandma was in court. She was a small town southern lady and when during a trial, the prosecuting attorney called her to the stand and he asked her "do you know me?" She said " I've know you since you were a boy and I must tell you that you've been such a disappointment to me!" "You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs!" " YOU think you're a big shot but too dumb to realize you're never amount to anything more than a two bit paper pusher" "I knew you well" Grandma said! The lawyer and the court room were stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed his finger at the defense attorney and asked "Do you know the defense attorney?" My Grandma answered " Why yes, ever since he was a young boy too. Very well I know him! He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem! His law practice is one of the worst in the state . He is incapable of having a normal relationship with anyone and cheated on his wife with three separate women one of which was YOUR WIFE! Yes I know him. " The Prosecuting Attorney was very shaken along with the entire courtroom over the statements Grandma made The Judge watching the events in his courtroom asked both defense and prosecuting attorneys to approach the bench. He very quietly whispered to them both " If either of you idiots asked her if she knows me I WILL CHARGE YOU WITH CONTEMPT OF COURT AND SEND YOU BOTH TO JAIL!" It just goes to show me life is like looking for my phone, most of the time it's in my hand
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