Hi (again).
Sounds like we are thinking along the same lines. I bought a used (cheap) bass drum and pedal from a junior kit. I have used it for a couple of gigs and it did add some low down umph to my performance. That was what got me to thinking about using keyboard preset bass lines. I have been experimenting manually with an old Casio which provides usable bass lines but poor percussion. I have also complemented my performance with a Roland midi pickup and “analogue to digital” box. A keyboard is large and a bit of a nuisance to carry round so I have built a small keyboard which doesn’t have any keys but is midi controlled and has all the electronic features of a keyboard. It works well for e.g with sing-a-longs using honky-tonk piano or the sitar in “Paint It Black”.
So come on TC Helicon, Behringer, Casio, Roland, Bose, Custom, Zoom, Boss, Eventide, Digitech, Mooer, Akai, Korg, Alesis, Yamaha, Panasonic and the rest of you audio-techy wizards (if you read and take note of specialist forums) pull your fingers out and develop a device that people want. If you can’t do it then release sufficient technical information for us to design something ourselves. I’m long retired but I do have a Master of Science Degree in electronic engineering and so maybe I can make a start on something.