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pwalpwal

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  1. Julian Cope - Safesurfer (it's in the lyric)
  2. ftr, i know what a querystring key/value is, but i'm a user in the user support forum not the site admin, so i cant change that, and offered a workaround 🤷‍♀️ did you contact the site admin yet, or are you just milking this troll post? /goodluck
  3. you posted your question in a user forum, instead of contacting the admin; i as a user offered a workaround 🤷‍♀️ sorry you're upset by this /goodluck
  4. windows update overnight? (assuming he sleeps at night haha) eta, "reboot, reinstall" - does that mean a genuine power off/on of all devices (not just a win restart from the start menu)
  5. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF GUITAR PLAYING as given to Moris Tepper by Captain Beefheart. LISTEN TO THE BIRDS that's where all the music comes from. birds know everything about how it should sound and where that sound should come from. and watch humming-birds. they fly really fast, but a lot of times they aren't going anywhere. YOUR GUITAR IS NOT REALLY A GUITAR your guitar is a divining rod. use it to find spirits in the other world and bring them over. a guitar is also a fishing rod. if you're good, you'll land a big one. PRACTICE IN FRONT OF A BUSH wait until the moon is out, then go outside, eat a multi-grained bread and play your guitar to a bush. if the bush doesn't shake, eat another piece of bread. WALK WITH THE DEVIL old delta blues players referred to amplifiers as 'the devil box'. and they were right. you have to be an equal opportunity employer in terms of who you're bringing over from the other side. electricity attracts devils and demons. [so now you know what you are, dear visitor of this page!] other instruments attract other spirits. an acoustic guitar attracts caspar, the ghost. a mandolin attracts wendy. but an electric guitar attracts beelzebub. IF YOU'RE GUILTY OF THINKING, YOU'RE OUT if your brain is part of the process, you're missing it. you should play like a drowning man, struggling to reach shore. if you can trap that feeling, then you have something that is fur bearing. NEVER POINT YOUR GUITAR AT ANYONE your instrument has more clout than lightning. just hit a big chord, then run outside to hear it. but make sure you are not standing in an open field. ALWAYS CARRY A CHURCH KEY that's your key-man clause. like one string sam. he's one! he was a detroit street musician who played in the fifties on a homemade instrument. his song "i need a hundred dollars" is warm pie. another key to the church is hubert sumlin, howlin' wolf's guitar player. he just stands there like the statue of liberty - making you want to look up her dress the whole time to see how he's doing it. DON'T WIPE THE SWEAT OFF YOUR INSTRUMENT you need that stink on there. then you have to get that stink onto your music. KEEP YOUR GUITAR IN A DARK PLACE when you're not playing your guitar, cover it and keep it in a dark place. if you don't play your guitar for more than a day, be sure you put a saucer of water in with it. YOU GOTTA HAVE A HOOD FOR YOUR ENGINE keep that hat on. a hat is a pressure cooker. if you have a roof on your house, the hot air can't escape. even a lima bean has to have a piece of wet paper around it to make it grow. *
  6. ooo check you with your deux points 🤪
  7. Animal Collective - The Softest Voice ·
  8. Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band - Son Of Mirror Man - Mere Man -
  9. Boards of Canada - Last Walk Around Mirror Lake (Boom Bip, BOC Remix)
  10. Outskirts Of Infinity – Scenes From The Dreams Of Angels
  11. The Infinity Project - Phosphoressence
  12. Robyn Hitchcock & The Egyptians - Luminous Rose ·
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