Wibbles

You help to balance out the younger ones.

Georgie Fame - Sunny

You would never guess that the average poster in the Coffee House is a middle-aged white man from reading the responses in this thread. In the context of the OP a "beat" is usually a short musical idea including a bass line and melody. Here're a couple chaps that have YouTube channels for making beats in Cakewalk.

Portishead - Glory Box

I thought you were a fan of Underworld when Darren Emerson was in the band.

Bend -> Curve Talking Heads - The Great Curve

Meat Beat Manifesto - Mindstream (Mind The Bend The Mind - Orbital Mix)

Cocteau Twins - Great Spangled Fritillary

While your fiend may be of a scatological bent, we live in a phallocentric world.

I forgot to hit "Submit Reply" on this, but it still works Benny Hill - Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West)

That's a rather phallic sofa.

Wet Leg - Supermarket

Smashing Pumpkins - Silverf*ck

An acid house classic which a friend described as "sounding like their machines have broken". Hardfloor - Lost In The Silverbox

The Fall - Lost In Music

A sign put up by Swansea council in Wales: Officials emailed the English text to their in-house translation service. The "translation" in Welsh reads: "I am not in the office at the moment. Please send any work to be translated."

Underworld - Surfboy

The Beach Boys - Surfer Girl (Live 2012)

Butthole Surfers - Fast

They managed to find it: https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/feb/01/tiny-radioactive-capsule-lost-in-australian-outback-found-by-side-of-1400km-stretch-of-road

The nice thing about being of an age where youth culture completely baffles me is that officially I don't have to give a toss about anything happening beyond my own tiny little universe.

A twofer: Pylon - Crazy REM - Crazy

Which is really this underneath: Electric Light Orchestra - Last Train To London

Some excellent pop music: Atomic Kitten - Be With You

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - The Ballad of Robert Moore and Betty Coltrane