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"Can you stand up a moment?" I asked the artist in Montmartre. "I can't see you behind the painting."

"You f*****g Eengleesh ******!!" he screamed. "I AM standing up!! Shut ze f*** up while I paint zis f*****g portrait, or I shall break ze ****ing thing over your f*****g head!!! ******!!!!"

 

 

 

 

I think it was Tourettes Lautrec.

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18 hours ago, antler said:

If a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody around to hear it, does it actually make a sound?

Yes it does.

18 hours ago, antler said:

What's the sound of one handed clapping?

One hand cannot clap alone without the other hand to hit against.

You can trust me on this, Vulcans cannot lie.

 

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22 minutes ago, Tezza said:

You can trust me on this, Vulcans cannot lie

Even if the needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few captain🙄

19 hours ago, antler said:

If a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody around to hear it, does it actually make a sound?

I thought it makes a  sound Wave

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4 hours ago, InstrEd said:

Even if the needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few captain🙄

I thought it makes a  sound Wave

A jazz standard by A.C.Jobim peformed here by Stan Getz - in Copenhagen, but if he did it in the forest, would the trees clap?

BTW, Stan is my all-time favorite tenor sax player.

 

 

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7 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

"Can you stand up a moment?" I asked the artist in Montmartre. "I can't see you behind the painting."

"You f*****g Eengleesh ******!!" he screamed. "I AM standing up!! Shut ze f*** up while I paint zis f*****g portrait, or I shall break ze ****ing thing over your f*****g head!!! ******!!!!"

 

 

 

 

I think it was Tourettes Lautrec.

 

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