57Gregy Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 Please don't mention it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jesse Screed Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 HOOOOWWWWDDDYYY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Smith Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 She wasn't THAT small. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane_B. Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 6 hours ago, Tim Smith said: She wasn't THAT small. Yeah, and Grandpa Jones wasn't old when he started either but look what happened to him. Danged shame. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starship Krupa Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 Porter shaggin' 'er? I've had a couple of Southern girlfriends. I'd've boinked that tag right off her hat. Howwww-dee! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane_B. Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 3 hours ago, Starship Krupa said: I've had a couple of Southern girlfriends. I'd've boinked that tag right off her hat. Howwww-dee! I was thinkin' the same thing but didn't have the fried grits to say it. I would have plowed that field in to the middle of next harvest. Whew. I have to go for an old guy shot in the thigh every two weeks. The nurse is a little southern bell. 'bout 5 foot 4. My age. Crystal clear bluest eyes I ever saw. Absolutely perfect and that southern draw. Every time she rams that needle in my thigh . . . uh, well. You get the picture. She takes her time now when I go in. Says she feels bad hurting me and goes really slow. I've told her I've lost feeling in my legs from the accident I was in and she could just ram and go but she never listens. Takes her about 5 ~ 6 minutes. I think she likes messing with me. Or feels sorry for me. Probably the latter. 🎵Makes me want to grab my guitar and play with it all night long . . . 🎵 (Ray Parker Jr.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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