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A boy is born without a body, only a head. For his 18th birthday his father, takes him to a bar for a drink. The father orders his son a scotch and when the boy drinks it, an arm pops out of his head. He drinks another shot and another arm pops out. After the next shot a torso pops out. After more shots, suddenly, he has a whole body. he boy runs out of the bar and gets hit by a truck, killing him instantly.

A drunkard in the corner looks at the father and says, "He should have quit while he was a head."

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The really tragic thing about that story is that if the father had just given Ed (that was the boy's name) his usual birthday treat  it would never have happened, but for some reason he took it upon himself to ask what his son wanted for his birthday.

 "Dad" he said... "as long it's not another freakin hat I really don't care!"

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