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SteveStrummerUK

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I had decided that keeping tropical fish was a good hobby for me. I was told it could be very relaxing.

 

Hence I ventured downtown to the local pet store and asked the assistant if I could purchase a Siamese Fighting Fish.

 

"Sure" he replied, "Would you like an aquarium?"

 

To which I retorted, "Well to be honest, I don't really care what star sign it is".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

True story that, apart from the bits that are not.

 

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The rising of your nearest star will bring about a new light to your surroundings at dawn tomorrow. When this happens, make the most of the opportunity; obstacles will likely become more difficult to detect after a few hours.

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Today you may find yourself

in a blog, forum, Facebook page,

Twitter feed (or not) where

you'll read something that

makes you laugh.

 

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