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How do you know someone's a vegan?  Paulo's already bludgeoned them into submission.  😁

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I was going to post a few puns about unemployed people, but none of them work...

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"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible"

"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

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A man is seated at a restaurant.  He calls to the waitress, "I'd like to know about the menu please". 

The waitress comes over to the table and says "Sorry, but the men I please are none of your business!"

 

 

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