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I don't have time to scroll through all the puns to see if this one has already been posted, but here it is:

My psychiatrist told me today that I am suffering from kleptomania. 

But don't' worry, I am taking something for it.     

 

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Why did little franky ran away while baking a cake with his mom? 

Mom said: Be a good boy, crack two eggs and "beat it."

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Can't control your pee?  Urine trouble!

(Yes, I recycle. 😁 )

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6 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

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Yeah I fell off a ladder last week - It's more like a bounce and a thud.

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On 5/3/2022 at 4:50 PM, craigb said:

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My wife says this one is terrible. It got three likes (incl mine). Hmmm what does that say about the people on this thread ?

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23 hours ago, rfssongs said:

Hmmm what does that say about the people on this thread ?

your wife's not one of them?

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