pwalpwal 1,033 Posted January 26 A friend of mine was taken on as a stage designer, but unfortunately, didn't last long. He left without making a scene 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,086 Posted January 26 How deep is the frog pond? Knee deep. Knee deep. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,086 Posted January 27 1 hour ago, Mandolin Picker said: Been there! (But, who hasn't?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,086 Posted January 27 8 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: Please return to your cabbages! Also, as you've bean told before, refrain from bothering the deck suedes as they work for minimal celery and need to find any leeks. If any turnip, then there might be some water cress especially if there are also kale-force winds which can make things very chili, though I doubt there's any chance of capsicum. Remember that only women and children are allowed onion the microgreen life boats because there isn't mushroom. We've already had a report of a passenger named Ginger (who has some nice melons by the way!) who slipped and did an eggplant on the deck. Now excuse me, I yam going sprout to take a pea. I leave you with a brief prayer from Parsnip Chokos: "As a native of Cauliflower, I am cucumbered to you all. To quote the Kohlrabi Cavolo Nero, 'Those who are witloof, spring onion and don't taro, shallot miss a beet.' Asparagus, so we can carrot the weight okra the mountain and across the fennel. Tonight we require courgette that we may sprout tomato. Scallopini, amen!" (Please note that artichoke and asparagus were not included because they stayed home and ended up on the Okra show.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,498 Posted January 27 Whew! That was a piece of work Craig. A little corny but that's a good thing. Let's hope the Navy Beans get there in time for a rescue. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,498 Posted January 27 Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,086 Posted January 29 1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said: Reminds me of someone I know up here who's still fruit... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,498 Posted January 30 I guess he figured if he painted that, he'd be in the dough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,498 Posted January 30 Q. What do dentists call their x-rays? A. Tooth pics Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,498 Posted February 2 I didn't think wearing orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertWS 232 Posted February 4 A man had an argument with his wife and got so angry, he stuffed half a box of cornflakes down her throat which killed her. The judge gave him a harsh sentence because the man was a cereal killer. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,498 Posted February 9 People are usually shocked when the find out I'm not a very good electrician. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
