Notes_Norton Posted March 9, 2023 Author Share Posted March 9, 2023 It's not quite a pun, but .... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted March 9, 2023 Share Posted March 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said: Q: Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell? A: He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish. So he jumped into a custom racing car and proudly put his initial on it! You could hear the crowd yelling "Look at that S car go!!!!" 😜 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted March 9, 2023 Share Posted March 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said: It's not quite a pun, but .... Maybe 5318008 would have been more subtle? 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted March 10, 2023 Author Share Posted March 10, 2023 There seems to be a pattern here... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwal³ Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 i had to fix a broken tuba, i used a tuba glue 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 Tuba or not tuba? ❓ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted March 13, 2023 Author Share Posted March 13, 2023 Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs. Fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grem Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 On 3/9/2023 at 9:47 AM, craigb said: You could hear the crowd yelling "Look at that S car go!!!!" I think this one belongs in the other thread, you know, the lame thread!! : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted March 14, 2023 Author Share Posted March 14, 2023 Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said: Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience. Maybe you're not doing it right? 🤔 😜 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted March 15, 2023 Author Share Posted March 15, 2023 Somebody stole all my lamps. I couldn’t be more de-lighted! (they don't get much worse than this one) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwal³ Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 hold my beer - -what's beethoven doing now? de-composing (deux points) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 I'd say you guys are slipping - but really is there any further that you could go ?????? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 7 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Somebody stole all my lamps. I couldn’t be more de-lighted! (they don't get much worse than this one) A pun for all the dim bulbs out there! 😁 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted March 16, 2023 Author Share Posted March 16, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 We've got kids so my wife is a real mother. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 3 hours ago, rfssongs said: We've got kids so my wife is a real mother. Still??? Time to lower the asking price on eBay? 🤔 😜 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted March 16, 2023 Share Posted March 16, 2023 I got a laptop for my girlfriend. I'm still ok with that trade! 😁 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted March 18, 2023 Author Share Posted March 18, 2023 I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted March 21, 2023 Author Share Posted March 21, 2023 What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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