Notes_Norton Posted January 18, 2023 Author Share Posted January 18, 2023 12 hours ago, Grem said: That one took me a minute.... Those are the best kind of puns. It did me, too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 5 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Those are the best kind of puns. It did me, too. I repeat myself here but it took me an embarrassingly long time to get: A man walks into a bar - ouch. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 19, 2023 Author Share Posted January 19, 2023 I wanted to take pictures of the fog this morning but I mist my chance. I guess I could dew it tomorrow! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 5 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: I wanted to take pictures of the fog this morning but I mist my chance. I guess I could dew it tomorrow! Not sure if I can see you doing that Bob! 😁 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rfssongs Posted January 24, 2023 Share Posted January 24, 2023 It's really frustrating looking back on my youth, thinking about a time when I thought I knew everything, now that I actually do. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 24, 2023 Author Share Posted January 24, 2023 The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 I told my wife I was sorry I was boring her to death. I mean really there must be a faster way ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 25, 2023 Author Share Posted January 25, 2023 I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 16 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long. Try sleeping at night instead? 🤔 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwal³ Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 lance is quite an unusual name these days, in olden times men were called lance a lot 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 1 minute ago, pwalpwal said: lance is quite an unusual name these days, in olden times men were called lance a lot But only at knight? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted January 25, 2023 Share Posted January 25, 2023 Something I did not know when I got married: I've got a really dirty wife. But she promises to shower soon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted January 26, 2023 Author Share Posted January 26, 2023 I was out with my young daughter and ran into a friend I'd not seen in years. "This is Beth," I said, introducing my kid. "And what's Beth short for?" he asked. "Because she's only three," I answered. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 28, 2023 Author Share Posted January 28, 2023 What if soy milk is just regular milk, introducing itself in Spanish? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 7 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: What if soy milk is just regular milk, introducing itself in Spanish? And the meme to go along with that one! 😁 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 29, 2023 Author Share Posted January 29, 2023 Except I would think milk would more likely be a "herself" instead of a "himself". :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulo Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 On 1/25/2023 at 6:49 AM, rfssongs said: I told my wife I was sorry I was boring her to death. I mean really there must be a faster way ? My wife told me to leave and that she hoped I would spend the rest of my years living through a slow and painful death. I said "make your mind up love, do you want me to leave or not ?". 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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