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Just heard about a guy who proved that wearing a con-dom doesn't always protect you.  He was still wearing his when he got shot by the girl's boyfriend...

 

[Edit:  WTF is wrong with the censor bot here???  It censors normal words, but doesn't do shit for the ones you would expect to be censored!]

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I walked up to the airline ticket counter with my two suitcases and asked if they could fly me to Orlando, but send one suitcase to Detroit and the other to Chicago.

They said "I'm sorry Sir, but we can't do that!"

To which I replied, "Why not?  That's what you did last time!"

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18 hours ago, bayoubill said:

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I thoughly enjoy watching bouncing *****. Some of the older ones are very plump and jiggle when they bounce.

This one is on the house :DNo charge.* ducks and runs away, no I'm not tellin' you were*.

 

 

 

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55 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

My friend David had his ID stolen...

 

Now he's just Dav

Makes sense.

Reminds me of a guy on my dart team.  He went to Starbucks and, when the girl asked for his name, he said "it's Marc with a 'C'."  His cup (which he photographed and texted to us) ended up with "Cark" on it.

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