InstrEd 4,401 Posted February 11, 2019 Oh good. I thought you were getting personal and talking about a girl you use to date😂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Royal Yaksman 166 Posted February 12, 2019 These moobs jiggle a different story! *gyrates unnecessarily* Not so "sharp" now, are we? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kennywtelejazz 2,389 Posted February 13, 2019 (edited) Kenfucius say Guitar player who constantly asks G F and close friends " Does this guitar make me look fat" ? no longer has flat tummy ... K. Edited February 13, 2019 by Kenny Wilson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 3,761 Posted February 14, 2019 Kenfucius, I thought the entire reason for the jumbo guitar was to hide the beer belly. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
S.L.I.P. 1,001 Posted February 14, 2019 favorite jazz title of all time. E's Flat Ah's Flat Too Charles Mingus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kennywtelejazz 2,389 Posted February 14, 2019 (edited) 6 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Kenfucius, I thought the entire reason for the jumbo guitar was to hide the beer belly. Yes Bob , In addition to hiding a large beer belly , a Gibson Jumbo can effectively hide National Geographic Knee Knocker Sized moob's . A large generous side order of Muffin Top Love handles and a Bedazzled in Gold Sparkle Manley version of a J. Lo Wide Berth Beginner Sized Twerking Patoot .... If cash is low as it may be for some musicians , An Epiphone Jumbo can work very well in a pinch . nice talking w you , Kenny Edited February 14, 2019 by Kenny Wilson 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 4,401 Posted February 14, 2019 So if you have a ukulele you have nothing to hide.....................................Hmmmmmmm.................😮 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kennywtelejazz 2,389 Posted February 14, 2019 (edited) 39 minutes ago, InstrEd said: So if you have a ukulele you have nothing to hide.....................................Hmmmmmmm.................😮 Well , that all depends on who you are where you do all your swimming. If you happen to be at your local gym doing laps in the Olympic sized swimming pool and the Life Guard yells out too you " Hey Shamu its time for you to get out of the Pool. We are about ready to close " and then you come out of the water dripping wet reaching for the towels wearing only a Speedo .... ......😮 you tell me Kenny Edited February 14, 2019 by Kenny Wilson 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 4,401 Posted February 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, Kenny Wilson said: Well , that all depends on who you are where you do all your swimming. If you happen to be at your local gym doing laps in the Olympic sized swimming pool and the Life Guard yells out too you " Hey Shamu its time for you to get out of the Pool. We are about ready to close " and then you come out of the water dripping wet reaching for the towels wearing only a Speedo .... ......😮 you tell me Kenny Noooooooooooo! I had to wear Speedo swimsuit in high school. Thanks for bringing back bad memories. At least it wasn't as bad as my older brother who had to take swimming in high school in the buff. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kennywtelejazz 2,389 Posted February 15, 2019 Say , do you know if they are hiring life guards or assistant coach's for the women's swim team at the school where your brother used to swim at ? Kenny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Vogel 364 Posted February 15, 2019 If I strap on a jumbo git in front of my belly, we’s gonna have to be in seperate rooms. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starise 925 Posted February 15, 2019 Interesting discussion that I recently read elsewhere that a piano isn't really in tune. Since it needs to space 12 equal tones out a few are off here and there. If a violinist plays with a piano their perfect pitch might be off compared to the piano tuning. In order to play along they need to play out of tune or have the piano custom tuned. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 3,761 Posted February 15, 2019 The last time I spoke with a piano tuner (are there any of these people left) they said the "stretch tuned" the instrument, progressively sharp higher than middle C and progressively flatter lower than middle C. He said the piano sounded more in tune that way. Of course, since we use equal temperament, none of are instruments are really in tune anyway. And neither the grand piano nor the violin will hide the beer gut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kennywtelejazz 2,389 Posted February 15, 2019 3 hours ago, MUDGEL said: If I strap on a jumbo git in front of my belly, we’s gonna have to be in seperate rooms. I know about that feeling Yes I do . Last year I started to puff up . The short story was I had been experiencing my first round with Heart problems . I went from my so called normal weight give or take 10 pounds to looking like I was ready to enter my 3rd trimester ... Large Jazz Box's felt like they were in another Zip code . It turns out I had over 40 pounds of fluid retention ....Doc told me my body thought I was bleeding out so it went into a mode where it held on to my fluids . Since I had to take on a whole new health challenge and stick w it ... lowering my sodium intake and eliminating just about every thing I like to eat . I can say I'm back down in my weight w out the extra fluids and I'm doing my best to follow my treatment ... have a good one Kenny 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starise 925 Posted February 15, 2019 Keep at it Kenny we need you are here for a long time to come. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kennywtelejazz 2,389 Posted February 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Starise said: Keep at it Kenny we need you are here for a long time to come. I hope I can stick around . Thank you for the Kind Word Starise . Kenny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 4,401 Posted February 15, 2019 Stick to it Kenny, we need your humor around these neck of the woods. The really world isn't safe anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 3,761 Posted February 16, 2019 Follow the doctor's orders. I haven't been around here for long, but I like your posts and you seem like a nice guy (or else you just fooled me). My diet = If it tastes good - spit it out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael Vogel 364 Posted February 17, 2019 Your health sure is worth working at to maintain or get back if you’ve temporarily mislaid it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
