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Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?
A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.

Q. What do you call bagpiper with half a brain?
A. Gifted.

Q. How do you make a chain saw sound like a bagpipe?
A. Add vibrato.

Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Q. What do bagpipers use for birth control?
A. Their personalities.

Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?
A. Drool.

Q. What's one thing you never hear people say?
A. Oh, that's the bagpipe player's Porsche.

Q. Why do bagpipers always walk when they play?
A. Moving targets are harder to hit.

Q. How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune?
A. Someone is blowing into it.

 

Edited by RobertWS
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2 hours ago, RobertWS said:

Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

I thought the answer was going to be that there would be skid marks on the road before the singer.

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 I happen to also be very fond of bagpipes...so I won't knock then unless the person can't play. I have heard them played well. There's that other instrument called the Uilleann pipes. I'm not as fond of those. They are easy to spot. I looks like someone killed a pig, took his innards out and added a mouth piece to one end.. When they play those it sounds like the animal might still be alive though he can't move because he is trapped under the arm.

I think drummers in rock bands and viola players in classical music get more jokes made about them.

 

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