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I was in the bedroom one night when my wife came in. I suggested she put everything she was wearing on the dresser. So she sat on the dresser.

This is news to me....

After having lots of computer issues (like routine freezing) I opened it up dust sprayed checked a few connections, reseated the memory and the machine works again. So I started to wonder, does dust collect electricity ? So I googled it and yeah sometimes it does. It's a ten year old machine that I used to use for Cakewalk, now just for internet, but the thing still works pretty well. Just a thought for those having odd issues. Computer issues that is.

5 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

You know what they say - it's all about product placement.

When I was out earlier today I saw this guy locking his car with his KeyFob, except it was a convertable and the top was open. Hmmm...

I remember my mother used to say I was undecisive, was she right ? I don't know, maybe. 

After seeing that title I wasn't going to look - but just had to look.

What If there was a big AI out there somewhere already:

AI: "Well these Humanoid Units that we created to help us expand our understading of reality really came up as a dud."
Humanoid Units: "What's AI?"

Is that an Axe she is holding ?

Hey that last one's pretty good all my dog wants to do is eat, sleep and s***.

47 minutes ago, craigb said:

It's a sect.  You're either in or your not!

How about:

In a sect.  You're either in or your not!

This conversation is giving the creeps - really bugging me.

6 hours ago, craigb said:

Girlfriend went to Vermont once & brought me back something that looked just like that. It was chocolate - yum.

Not to mention comfortable sleep.

In The Passenger Seat: Don't tell me no bull. (But I can tell you what he's gonna find in the passenger seat.)

This is not how I remember it:

I got buzzed today. I put my TENS on my aching back.

53 minutes ago, pwalpwal said:

I know, that's bad stuff when I finally do grow up.

This is no yolk folks.

I had an apple for dinner, those computer chips are really crunchy but they don't taste that great.

3 hours ago, Bapu said:

I once ordered calamari appetizer thinking in my mind that I was ordering mozzarella sticks.

I know, pretty stupid, huh?

Fortunately, my wife knew I would never order calamari and asked me "is that what you really want, you know what that is?"

 

Somebody once cajoled me into trying it but refused to tell what it was until after I did. Ewww.

I know, pretty stupid, huh?

1 hour ago, craigb said:

Actually, the one that always makes me wonder involves those toads that are psychedelic when licked.  SOMEONE had to be first to try it and that's more than a little disturbing!  LOL!

I always wondered about the ones who tried squid or lobster. I won't touch that stuff - still.

Alright Simba who are you going to believe me or your lion eyes.

1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said:

The letter F almost always represents a word!

Hmm that seems to strike a chord.

Saw this headline earlier "Why stock investors are suddenly so scared" and wondered, if they are just stock investors why can't we just order some more ?

Every once in a while I freeze cakewalk and have to reboot the machine. Rebooting Cakewalk in these cases is not enough. I'm sure some of you have a better perspective on this but this solution works for me.

If it's midi data you can use CC 11 as well.