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Thanks ! But you got an Alembic and I don't , Bapu 1 Kenny 0 Kenny

It has been about two weeks and I'm enjoying the results ....Here is today's guitar playing session while I'm having my morning cup of coffee . Here's When Sunny Gets Blue I just did this video a few moments ago on this Thanksgiving morning Pardon the fugly my Fabio days are long over .... 😁 I hope you enjoy my playing . Kenny

I want it in writing that you will pay the band with those bills after we have played our first set and there will be no M & M's with W's in our backstage dressing room . Kenny

To all the "possible future " Kenny Ex Girlfriends ! Out There ! People Enjoying Nice Interesting Serenades will no longer be able to charge the former rate of $ 20 dollars a foot . Our in house customer loyalty program has determined a price hike is in order to combat shrinkflation and a diminishing market presence and demand for our product. We look forward to serving you in the near future once we have determined a fair market price for our valued services . Kenny

After seeing the price on" that cable" ! W T actual F??! sounds about right too me 😂 Kenny

You may only need to watch the first section on just the Apple Cable itself to get the gist . For a reference point my Ibanez Midi Guitar when new in 87 cost hundreds more than a current 13 inch Mackbook Pro and it uses a 24 pin cable with cable ends one can not find or buy any more .... The cable connecting the guitar to the rack mount interface broke in 2005 . I wound up ordering a 25 pin cable designed for something else electronically .I had to map out the connections on both cable ends and commenced soldering one connection at a time over the course of 3 days ....all 48 of them IIRC I may of had to even wire each end up as the mirror image of the opposite connector ...Either way ....It works fine now ... Had I not done this mod my guitar would have been useless as a midi guitar & It probably would have been just fine as a canoe paddle ... Most of the time when I have seen this 24 pin midi guitar for sale , the seller does not have the cable..... I can get more for the cable itself 😉 How the heck Apple came up with that cable featured in the video .... I don't know ... They must have had Superman working over time with his X Ray vision and a Scientific Grade Microscope working that soldering gun .... So Respect for the Cable ....as far as the Apple company goes ...I don't have a dog in this fight ... Kenny

Yep ! IMO .... The Bass playing on that song was worth the full amount of $ 130 .00 it cost me to buy that barrel of crab apples 🫠 I wonder who played it ? Kenny

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Roundabout has it all and it always satisfy s 😀 I also love hearing Siberian Khatru Kenny

I watched the video after seeing that , it sure looks like they broke into Area 51 and stole some alien technology to come up with that cable . Kenny

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After reading that notice I sure don''t want to come off all paranoid or anything but , Other than that ! Hey Craig ! who do you think Bitflipper is really talking about by posting that notice ? You or me ? Kenny

My DAW has a hidden primary function 😉 It is simply the best musical polygraph test money can buy . I don't how many times I caught my guitar playing in an Absolute Lie 😜 Kenny

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😅 Tell your "friend" it is safe to get rid of all her stuff only after he cashes in his wife's half a million dollar life insurance policy and has the 25 year old baby sitter move in with him permanently . Kenny

I know we are all here for various reasons 😉 Like it or not , some of the jokesters around here can play their instruments on or near the level of pure spontaneous creative virtuosity . Can You ? Kenny

I'm glad to hear you are not divorced yet and your wife will be back .... I like true crime shows , Dateline , Snapped , Murderous Affairs , Corrupt Crimes and Buried in The Back Yard . I'm not a murderer or a serial killer and I have learned a few things by watching these shows . One , Whether the police can produce a body or not they will always catch the criminal via the cell phone tower location pings when dealing with a shaky alibi . Two , They always know who done it when the killer goes on and try's to cash in the 1/4 Million Dollar life insurance policy the deceased took out only 2 months ago as per the killers recommendation 😉 Kenny

Have you been watching the divorce channel for the deaf again ? Kenny

Gregory! & Sheens ! I liked both your reactions 😀.....You both will be Co Hosting and Judging Enjoy the jiggles Kenny

I can't even get through more than 10 minute's of that show 🤣 The show Clean House! now that's another story Kenny

I can't believe I watched the whole thing . My first real amp was a Blackface 66 Bandmaster I bought for $165.00 when I was in High School . I should have stepped away when I saw The Bandmaster wasn't working , As for most of the rest of the stuff in the vid! What a pile of JUNK 😅 Kenny

Something came up and I can't Judge tonight's love them asses twerking competition ! Can you fill in for me ? Kenny

🤔 I heard of that ! The ole bent wiener that looks just like a boomerang . It can be a Dangerous tool in bed & It needs to administered with great care ! Give that to your old lady from the left and it may come back at you from the right . Kenny