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Is there something wrong with you if you don't like Spinal Tap ?
Nah !I didn't care for the movie myself . Simply not my thing .
Kenny
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On 1/14/2024 at 8:08 PM, DeeringAmps said:
this IS the Coffee House , ya?
Ya !
FWIW, I got the 10 day notice also ...Wound up having to sign in within Cakewalk ...It reactivated
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A tender moment and story from the one and only Bapu Gump ! You know, it's funny what a young man recollects. 'Cause I don't remember being born . I don't recall what I got for my first Christmas and I don't know when I went on my first outdoor picnic. But, I do remember the first time I heard the sweetest sound in the whole wide world on the day I brought my Alembic Bass home from the music store and plugged her in .
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1 hour ago, craigb said:
Lately I've been more of an inaction figure... 😏
Even the best Super Hero action figures need a little down time to relax
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6 hours ago, craigb said:
Do either of these count? 🤔
They happen to be some of the more colorful pics I have done of Bapu so Yeah ! Of course I got to say they count .
Here we have another of mine. Bapu as The Master and Commander action figure .
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Ah Yes ! As nice as those action figures are, no collection is fully complete with out a Bapu action figure .
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Poor G.I. Joe ! All he has down there is a nub with no sack . Same goes for Ken . Yet somehow Ken still managed to get Barbie !
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1 hour ago, craigb said:
Eating quality (no sugar, uncured) becan IN MODERATION will actually HELP your heart!
After all the years of knowing you and seeing all the becan pics you post I have always thought you were trying to educate us all on what a proper sized lunch portion of becan should look like as per your photo .
1 hour ago, craigb said:Don't fall for Big Pharma's propaganda.
I certainly don't 😉
Big Pharma probably made that point clear when they couldn't patent a plant and ran interference for the powers that be ...I had my first toke in the late 60's
Thankfully in today's crumbling world I don't have to do 10 years of hard time for possessing one jay .
1 hour ago, craigb said:The "low fat" diet has now been shown to be the #1 cause of heart disease! (But it makes Big Pharma tons of money.)
I consider what you are saying here an oversimplification of the contributing elements that can lead to heart disease . There are so many other factors that collectively contribute to the onset .Way too much to list here now so I will spare you all .
For the record I wish I made enough money to eat the way I want to eat ...It certainly would be more along the lines of Atkins , Paleo , and The Mediterranean ....
BTW You are not wrong about the lies about low fat I agree w you there .
Have a nice day enjoy your becan
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When I was a just a little boy ! My Mamma told me ,
Son! When you eat something and nobody sees you eat it , it has no calories .
Wait a moment . The Spirits are contacting us! I think We are about to get something ...
I am seeing your wallet being released from the ICU after your successful Heart Surgery !
Kenny
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Suzy ! have you heard ? Lucy hired a new gardener .
She was always good at finding the right type of advertising for her intended purposes 😉
OMG Sharron ! Things are about to get real good around here .
Time for me grab a clean towel , put on my bikini and dust off a lawn chair !
Finally!!! thank you thank you thank you Lucy ! 😊
Yeah I know its not a pun . It happens to be a slow Friday night around here and my imaginary friends are chomping at the bit for a little excitement .
Kenny
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Ahhh Yes I remember good ole Black Diamond guitar strings . I used them on my Harmony Arch Top guitar in 1965 .
IIRC I used the heavy gauge Black Diamond barb wire edition . With those string my guitars neck was bowed an it had very high archery style action . When food and times were tough at home I used to take my guitar and a set of drum sticks to the park and try to bag a squirrel . 😋
No lie it took me years but I was finally able to play an F bar chord using those strings on that guitar .
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1 hour ago, Bapu said:
Puerile enjoyment not in session.
Perhaps enjoyment needs indigo stimulus !
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This is how you do it 😉
Look the horse right in the eye while you make some goo goo eyes at her . The play something romantic that sounds like your professing your eternal love
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2 hours ago, craigb said:
Better get a shovel Kenny! Looks like your interface left some artifacts on the track! 😁
The horse heard the deal I was offering . He didn't like it one bit so as fast as he could he did an exit stage right . He would have kept going but he had to lock up his horseshoes to make a fast emergency stop when he ran out road at the arena .
As far as artifacts go the pony had gotten used to the sound of snap crackle and pop when eating his morning hay 🐎
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On 12/26/2023 at 7:18 PM, Sheens said:
That's a mighty fine looking horse you got there Pardner ! I will trade you my Cakewalk Pro Audio 9 disks and a sound blaster card for that pony !
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9 hours ago, Sheens said:
You know how they trained that horse ? They put a big screen TV in his stable and made him watch the ending to Thelma and Louise a few dozen times ,
He got with the program fast after seeing that !
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Oopsie ! I thought it was a fart but it turned out to be a shart !
And that my friend is how an Oopsie! became a Poopsie !
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Oopsie ! Its Christmas and I forgot to bring the Mistletoe !
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Miss Ukraine wishes you boys are Merry Christmas
On 12/24/2023 at 7:33 AM, Sheens said:
edit: Miss Ukraine 1943
Don't be fooled by her one bit . The rifle is only a prop she used to go shopping for her new bass guitar 😉
After she lost her looks she became a mild manner old broad with out many options to get wined and dined in return for trading nookie favors . Nor did she have the ability to meet her material wants and desires to keep up with some of the more high profile forum elite members here .
When she found out the local pawn shop had an Alembic Bass in the window , she decided to hold the place up and get The Alembic Bass . This was to be her 2023 Christmas gift to herself ..
Don't believe me ?
Here' s her 2023 Christmas card .
Kenny
PS she does keep some rather strange company😁
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8 hours ago, Bapu said:
I have not seen Oppenheimer yet,
Barbie heard you hadn't seen Oppenheimer yet so she got Oppenheimer to do a ride along to the movie theater for moral support .
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On 12/20/2023 at 12:58 AM, Grem said:
Great find. Thanks. Enjoyed the hell out of that. It appeared to me to be a live recording. Warts and all. Excellent job by the band and recording engineer.
Here is another goodie
Hey Grem ! Nice Find 😊
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On 12/20/2023 at 4:31 AM, craigb said:
Kenny won't like it. The drummer and Molly are over-dressed. 😂
Well lets be real here ! She is playing a Tele ! and that means a lot too me .
BTW speaking of over dressed . Did you finally return the cactus costume you rented?
I heard you rented it and set yourself up right in front of the drummer just to be able to keep a close watch over her hem line 😂
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13 hours ago, craigb said:
You were too busy trying to figure out why the drummer left her underwear at home. Got it! 😉
She left them in the glove box of my car after I drove her to her band practice early and we had some time left over to kill .
Her leaving them at home is the best alibi she could come up with to tell her band leader .
That's my story and I'm sticking too it ,
Kenny
PS Yeah ! I Wish !
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6 hours ago, craigb said:
Pictured Bapu in that bass attire did ya? 😜
Was there was a Bass player in the video ? Sorry I missed it . 😎
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The TEN Most Self-Important musician in Music History | RANK:
in The Coffee House
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It will be if he ever finds what he's looking for 😉Bono's washing machine .
Kenny