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Everything posted by kennywtelejazz

  1. When you wish upon a star Makes no difference who you are Anything your heart desires Will come to you If your heart is in your dream No request is too extreme When you wish upon a star As dreamers do Fate is kind She brings to those who love The sweet fulfillment of their secret longing Like a bolt out of the blue Fate steps in and sees you through When you wish upon a star Your dreams come true Kenny
  2. OK ! Now We Have A Bull Rider in a Snap On Tool Factory ...... Interestingly enough this video has perfectly illustrated our human evolutionary entry into the full blown Age of Idiocracy . I predict It won't be too long before man kind enters into a subservient evolutionary cycle where we become socially marginal . Just like all humans became in The Planet Of The Apes Idiocracy and The Planet Of The Apes may hold the key to mankind's possible future evolution . Both flicks have even put the Mayans and The Great Nostradamus to shame when it comes to accurate predictions regarding the possible future evolution of humanity . Who Knew that such Iconic Moves could become so Prophetic ? Kenny
  3. " Tony STOP " 😅 It seems Tony's wife told him the very same thing on their first date !..... Now her Truck ....ouch Tony's reputation spread fast and now Guitar Center won't allow him to pull any guitar off the rack to try unless he plans on paying for it first 😉 Kenny
  4. Resistance is futile ! The 7 Th and 9 Th chords are always the logical answer ! Play them now! and Save Humanity Today! Kenny
  5. May I submit humanity ended on October 12 Th in the year 1781 . This was the day the first bagpipe competition ever was held at the Masonic Arms, Falkirk, Scotland. I ought to know . I was there as a student of musical time travel and my ears are still ringing Kenny
  6. We here at The Coffee House actually helped them out ! What ! How did we help them out you ask ? In the early stages of AI it became important for the governing powers that be at The AI think tank to perform controlled experiments on unsuspecting human lab rats so naturally they chose us .... After exhaustive high density rounds of intense stimuli experiments that were designed to trigger and test the boundaries of our capacities to circumvent our natural automatic abilities to not react and become overly sensitive to information that was coming to us The AI Think Tank Hit a brick wall . This experiment was important to AI because they had to gather our triggers and adapt and learn how to press them at the opportune time For now I can't spill the beans on how they finally cracked the code with how to control us here at the Coffee House . I can mention it all started here when all the forum moderation filters clamped down and started deleting individuals posts and threads .... That is all I can say for now . I am currently under consideration and review for a Nobel Peace Prize on defeating AI if it chooses to eliminate humanity . Because of that fortunate discovery and turn of events on my part , my ground breaking observations are under close scrutiny by the Nobel Community and I will become free to share my discoveries once they give me the green light Than you for your patience ! Kenny Whew talk about telling a Whopper
  7. Once Bapu threw away the bowl he used for that hair style in the pic He became free ! Now he can mingle in public with out having young girls screaming and throwing their soiled undergarments at him . Kenny
  8. Hey Dave I heard when all else fails you will go three rounds with these clowns and rough em up ! Kenny
  9. There are times when you simply got to bring your A Game because a Dick just won't cut it !Send it off to get an education in Cocksmanship . You partner will love you for it Kenny
  10. I asked for a fish... What's up with that the video ? Sssshheeesh I don't want to waste my time listening to that pseudo hipster ambient noise . Now Class repeat after me ........This is a fish ! Oh my ! I wonder if she has any bananas or coconuts . Now throw me a fish Kenny
  11. You have just won the Laughing Seal of Approval ! Now throw me a fish ! Kenny
  12. French Kiss with out all the makeup ! The pharmacist is Hoping they escalate ! If they do he can sell a box of condominiums . Kenny
  13. Yep! 6 years is the same amount of time as far as my parochial school incarceration went. I took a lot of beatings . All I know is those Nuns were tough , I'll never be half the man some of them Nuns were . My educated guess would be Only the hymn book approved selections would be considered 😆 True story ...by the time the Stones , The Beatles , Chet Atkins and The Doors were making the rounds on The Ed Sullivan show I had already made up my mind what I wanted to do with my life . I remember the day a Nun asked the whole class what they wanted to be when they grew up ...When it got to my turn I jumped up on top of my desk and started doing some Elvis gyrations and proclaimed rather loudly "I want to Rock" . With out missing a beat the Nun hit me with a big shoe and beat my butt with a paddle in front of the whole class ... Many years later when I was an adult I visited that school and noticed it was surrounded with barbed wire everywhere .I figured OK this is the Bronx and the area had become a very dangerous neighborhood . As I stood there trying to make sense of my time there I looked up to the sky and said out loud I guess they wouldn't let you in back then and you still cant get in . In that moment a calmness came over me and I understood where my experience had brought me ...I had a good laugh gazing at the clouds while holding imaginary hands with my creator . Kenny
  14. I listened to what you said but please forgive me for what I'm about to say next . I closed my eyes and this is the face I saw saying all of that 😅 Kenny
  15. Excellent !! Throw in some of them girls from the picture and you got a deal 😍 Kenny
  16. When you get to the white sand beaches can you do me a favor and say hello to my dog Duke! He moved on a few years ago and I still miss him dearly Kenny
  17. This whole the music today is better than the music of my youth debate got settled a long time ago for me... First off, every musician I ever knew never bought a record and listened to the first listen of the record all by his or her lonesome .Typically there would be 8 people jammed into the guys mothers basement or toughing it out in his smoke filled bedroom elbow to elbow hunched over passing the album around so everybody can see the art work as the songs played . I don't care who you were , when you bought a new guitar those same 8 guys would show up at your house and then we would pass that guitar around person to person just like an Indian Chief would pass around the ceremonial peace pipe . Music was an event that was meant to be shared ..... People of my era knew this and they gathered around Musical activities and hung out socially to feel the buzz and effects of the music collectively . When somebody bought a new pedal or learned how to play a Pink Floyd guitar solo we would all get together and teach each other how to play it ... Nobody I knew played music in a vacuum . If you played the chords to Stairway To Heaven wrong two things would happen . The luscious succulent hottie you were trying to impress knew how the song was so posed to go because the other 7 guys from the 8 I mentioned before had already played it for her so she would have to bow out of your advances ...In any case just when you felt the devastation of having just failed one of the other guys would pull you aside and show you how to play the song correctly . Every one I knew would practice together . And I'm not just talking about my high school pals ...I wont drop names right now but I have always had people that wanted to learn tunes and woodshed together ....I'm gonna take that info to the grave with me simply because nobody would believe me if I mentioned some of the people that have asked me to show them what I just did .Name Cats on the covers of mags in some cases . I have met everybody I have wanted to meet except for Santana and Leslie West . I feel very fortunate to have gotten my feet wet in music at a time when 20 bucks would get you in the door ....When I didn't have the 20 I would find out where the equipment truck was and I told them I would unload and help them set up and more often than not they would hand me the guitars and amps and I would walk then into the theater . When Roy Buchanan played Town Hall in the mid 70's I sat right there a little off to the side at his feet on stage ...I will always remember that show ... Now 'm not trying to take you guys down memory lane but I have met and hung with every body musical from all genres of music at a time when the artist was approachable , the concerts were priced reasonably and the music was relevant ... So for me what they call music now simply does not hold the appeal it may as it does for younger people ....I'm just not into watching a scantly dressed singer lip syncing while shaking her booty with 50 back up dancers evading explosions and streams of light ... Everyone I ever wanted to meet in real life and hear them perform is a blessing too me ....maybe some day I'll drop names ..not today all the best Kenny
  18. 😆 Well if he want's to take the up escalator he can't squander it all 😉 You got to plan ahead and put away something for the taxes and fees that have accumulated on the ledger from over a lifetime of transgressions ! Simple right ? Kenny
  19. Well if your gonna loose all your money anyway because you can't take it with you . Bring everything you still got and tip the Angel guarding the gates into sending the ride to your destination up ...not down Kenny
  20. How did I not hear this guys before? The short answer is the current powers that be on the internet are so busy shoving a bunch of meaningless non nutritious music and second rate performances on everybody it has become almost impossible to find a real influential musical genius from the past that happens to be the real deal . In the mid 70's onward Lenny Breau was held in high regard amongst many of the absolute best guitar players from that era . Lenny recorded duet albums with Chet Atkins ..As a Jazz player Lenny recorded and did a film documentary with Tal Farlow . Lenny also had a robust musical background and for those that don't know it Lenny was single-handedly responsible for having been the earliest guitar player to utilize the cascading harmonic arpeggio effects most people have come to associate with Tommy Emmanuel ... Sort of like what Van Halen did with tapping For the record Lenny was playing them every bit as good as what Tommy does in today's era ... When Cher' was doing a concert in my area ( mid 70's ) I met her guitar player and many of her back up band .They were staying at a hotel and I spent hours with her guitar player jamming with him . He taught me the correct tech on how to play those cascading harmonic arpeggios . Lenny also became one of the first 7 string guitar players playing unaccompanied solo Jazz Performances . Sometime in the late 70's going into the 80's . IIRC Aria made a 7 string classical guitar model as his signature guitar . The depth of Lennys talent was very deep ,Yet like many super talented musicians from that era Lenny had succumbed and entered into the tempestuous allure of heroin addiction ....He braved on and still performed but unfortunately his life ended when he was murdered .. to this day his murder is still unsolved . all the best Kenny
  21. I see a large amount of money coming to you in the near future . Be very selective when it comes to Love ! Not everyone has your best interests in mind . Kenny
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