PhonoBrainer

A lot of people are saying that.

Bad Karma! If you loot in a fire evacuated neighborhood, you deserve to get burned.

Get Thee to a Punnery.

THAT'S why you're the King, and we're all just Oompa Loompas!

Breaker, breaker . . . . . . judges???

It's our fault for not vacuuming the forest floor as well as those socialist Finns.

I feel like the sanctity of the Deals forum is being violated by Coffee Haus punnery. It's like farting in church. Or so I'm told.

For me, Kaleidoscope is cheaper. Empirical, incontrovertible fact.

. . . the vendors?

Modest Mouse is a band that should be. Very.

I'm just impressed by your use of "antipodes" . . . as in, how they handled the virus, the mass shootings, and health coverage for their citizens. . . . I'll get me coat.

Or a live feed from your phone using youtube, Facebook or similar? Then it's a gig - you just have to proactively advertise the start time, see which of your folks show up? Do your thing live, record your thing for eternal posting. Plus you can run a chat with the fans for real time banter. I've not done this myself, but if this guy can figure it out, I daresay anybody can . . .

Less overhead. Eliminate the lowmiddleman. Only real problem is, who's going to explain things to the drummer???

You have to convert the jam points to Orange Slices first.

I thought you were going to argue which one sounded the best . . .?

Uvi.net is slammed, too many connections.

I'd want the optional BigMacsby tailpiece

Let's not forget the .38 cents in virtual cash that shall accrue from this purchase. This seems like a no brainer for Iris 2 - what's the catch?

Only when you leave first.

I had a long standing gig at a restaurant on a grand piano with the lightest touch ever. A key would go down if you breathed on it. Exaggeration? Only slightly. But playing jazz on it was a minefield- the slightest unintended finger drag on the way to the next note would add a new color to a crap rainbow. Please forgive me for biting the hand that fed me, but every gig for 15 years I walked in there and wanted to burn that piano down.

I guess you didn't want to keep us abreast of the latest HORNet sale from your beach chair? And is my use of the word "abreast" kind of like a gift to all of y'all??? 😊 Welcome back, Larry!

Thanks for all those great responses! I was told that Intel is having trouble shipping things on time at the moment, some supply chain hitch? I'm not a dice roller. I've got my 2013 beast back up and limping with a windows restore, now I just have to go back and reinstall every friggin program. That's a first world problem. Cheers, -Tom