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  1. On 3/13/2024 at 3:07 AM, kennywtelejazz said:

    I'm just back from an encounter on a hillside with a burning bush and now my man pole is itching .

    I was told if I come  here and pass this additional  Strummy Puzzle information along  the bush will cure the itch for me !

    The revised list of  Successful Nookie Commandments

    Pleasure Embodies Nakedness In Sensuality !

    People Endure Narcissistic Ideal Standards  Persevering Erotic Nookie Intense Searches for a pleasant person with the goal of hooking up with a young Performance Engaging Nubile Impassioned Snuggly.
     

    Provocative Enhancement Nourishes Intriguing Sensational Potent Experiential Necessary Invoking Serendipitous Passionate Erotic Nookie In Spirited pleasure !

    😅

    OK y'all got that ?

    Kenny

     😄

     

     

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  2. 11 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:
    17 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

    A little humorous self-deprecation is a very English trait Kenny - you're not letting slip your colonial roots are you 😄

    And just to add, I'm most definitely laughing with you old pal, not at you. One has to enter into the spirit of it after all.

    Please remember it's consensual Kenny (see what I did there).

    Positive enthusiasm never inhibits Strummy.

     

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    Hey Steve nice post but you spelt consensual wrong . Its spelled Kensensual 😁

    Politely enthusiastic nostalgic initiates spellcheck  .

    Kenny

    Ken, if you need a reliable rhythm guitarist and attrochuss spellerer in your new band, I'm your man.

    The only problem is the name of the group.

    Do we go with a little mystery as in Ken Sensual And The Micro Packages

    Or in the spirit of musical honesty, should we slap it all out there with something akin to Ken's Substantial Junk And His Impressively Shiny Poles

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  3. 1 hour ago, kennywtelejazz said:

    Thanks Steve ! I'm so happy that making fun of my self can bring joy and laughter to you 😃

    A little humorous self-deprecation is a very English trait Kenny - you're not letting slip your colonial roots are you 😄

    And just to add, I'm most definitely laughing with you old pal, not at you. One has to enter into the spirit of it after all.

    Please remember it's consensual Kenny (see what I did there).

    Positive enthusiasm never inhibits Strummy.

     

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  4. 23 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:

    Hi Strummy !

    Once upon a time I did in fact have a massive pole .

    I remember those days well . I was young  and in shape. Back then I had a set of six pack abs . Now that I'm old , wheezing up the 3 flights of stairs up to my flat , I'm now packing a Keg where my six pack abs used to be . I look down at my feet in the morning while I'm on my scale  and I'm left saying to myself ,

    "I can no longer see my man junk while looking down at me feet from up here  ! Who stole my massive pole and left a micro pecker in it's place? "

    The authorities were of no help .They told me they didn't have the resources  to help me and that it had served me right for telling people for decades the story of how they laughed me out of Harlem for only having ten inches .

    all the best ,

    Kenny

    You never fail to crack me up Kenny 😄

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  5. 2 hours ago, paulo said:

    Strummy is not expert puzzler.

                                                    So

                                        I'm

                            No

                  Expert

    Paulo?

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