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paulo

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  1. Sadly It's Not Evident Pal.
  2. Strummy is not expert puzzler.
  3. Win 8.1 Installation via CPC hung for ages at "Installing MS edge webview" window. Not a new problem in my experience, so as previously I binned that window via Task manager and the installation finished. Unlike when it happened before, this time I was left with a "not activated" version which I got around by using the offline activation. Doesn't bother me in the slightest, just mentioning here it in case it's a problem that needs solving for anyone else.
  4. A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. “You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!” So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband… On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs. She goes up..... The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids. She goes up..... The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 – These men have good jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. “Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 – These men have highly paid jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the Sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor 1,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the “Husband Store.” To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New wives Store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love s-e-x. The second floor has wives that love s-e-x and have money and like beer. Nobody knows what is on the third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors.
  5. The point that you realise that not only does that person find your music, at best, boring, but they don't even have enough respect for you as a person to come up with a decent lie.
  6. A guy I used to work with once said that he couldn't join in the usual lunchroom chat that day as he had a family party the next day so he needed to go and get his hair cut. He didn't really have any hair to speak of, so it was hard to see what difference this might make to anyone, but off he went.... When he got back he was fuming because the barber had given him 20% discount, not because he had hardly any hair to cut, but because it was always 20% off for senior citizens. The party was for his 50th birthday. 😂
  7. Picture the scene.... First gig ever. It seems to be going well. Between songs the handsome young synth player is twiddling his various knobs in preparation for the next song whilst looking, even if he thinks so himself, really quite cool with his new hairstyle and pvc trousers. In her excitement, a teenage girl takes the opportunity to approach the stage and talk to him. He can't quite hear what she is saying, so he leans over to be able to hear her better....... " Do you know any Wham songs ?"
  8. " The music is ok, but you need singing lessons." - my late father in law's one and only reaction to the CD I spent ages putting together for him as a gift. Not saying that he was wrong, but given the circumstances at least pour a little sugar on it man! On a related note, a friend who worked in a nursing home during 2020 was told by a resident....."you have a lovely face for a mask." 😂
  9. Your problem there is that they will still look like they did then, but you will still look like you do now. At best they might help you cross the road. 😀
  10. Meanwhile, it seems that word has already leaked out on a mac user forum that a rather special new type of fruit is about to be released..... it may only have a single core but is still a bargain at only £1000....
  11. Over a year since they launched the first MK3 controller and even now they're still only halfway through releasing the full range. They really are a bizarre company at times.
  12. This is 2024. If it identifies as a restaurant, then it is a restaurant,
  13. If you already have it, then do you not already have it ?
  14. If it was totally efficient, wouldn't the toilet be in the kitchen?
  15. Probably assault & battery. He's a bad dude......just like Cornpop.
  16. Opened my existing CPC installation (1.0.0.28) got a message saying that this version has "expired" and needed updating. It has been "getting updates" now for over 30 minutes. Seems a bit excessive !! EDIT: Over an hour now.....binned it. EDIT 2: Downloaded CPC again and installed it. Now showing as v1.0.0.051 and seems to be functioning.
  17. I can not put microfone wire in the computer. How else I can record the voice with sonah? Good boy!
  18. My password for this site was stolen once.... A few days later they sent it back to me with a note saying that as they had since wasted several hours of their lives sifting through endless amounts of bollocks they were giving it back to me as a punishment.
  19. Yeah, sorry, I realise that. I meant the updates to 8.0. They do not show up for me. As I said, it doesn't really matter to me personally, just thought it worth mentioning in case it's ever a problem for someone else. While I was there I was just going to grab the 8.3.1 update file that I couldn't find when I was looking at my old files for you in case anyone else ever needed it.
  20. Thanks for the info. I didn't know that this page still existed. FWIW, in my case under 8.0 Pro it says there are no download links available. I'm not bothered about this personally as I have 8.5 Pro and all the update patches for that, which I guess contains everything that was ever in 8.0 Pro anyway, but I'm just mentioning it in case it might be a problem for anyone else.
  21. I only had 8.0 Producer version so I can't help you with Studio version.
  22. I can't find an 8.3.1. Is that definitely the correct version number ?
  23. It's ok to sit down. We're not formal here.
  24. That's like so 2023. You need to move with the times..... 2024 is all about day-glo workwear and the faint whiff of bin juice only partially masked by Lynx Africa.
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