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paulo

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  1. Nope. Seen it many times.... too busy watching Kelly to even notice there was any music.
  2. No problem there. It closed for good a couple of years ago.
  3. LOL. The saying do bears crap in the woods could be replaced with.... is hawkwind on tour?
  4. Where do you think bottled water comes from...?
  5. Probably would have been more simple to have not said anything at all until everything was in place.
  6. I didn't say that I believed it, I said that the evidence you presented to make your case did nothing to prove that it's not true.😁
  7. BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS....... Bapu plans shock move to buy more stuff. More to follow........
  8. Because marketing a crap song into the charts has never been done before? Youth of today......get off my lawn etc.....
  9. TLDR. Oh wait...... Sorry, force of habit.😁
  10. That doesn't really prove anything. There used to be a guy in the songs forum that argued with himself all the time.😀
  11. He's pretty safe then. I find it hard to imagine any circumstance that would make going on a cruise seem like something I would want to do.
  12. I was reading a book earlier that introduced me to what is from now on my new name for guys like that.... Punchmagnet.😀
  13. Would you like some gravy with your pie? It is an awful lot of pie. Might help it go down easier. 😀
  14. How many rude words have you made it say ?
  15. Congrats on making it that far. Clearly one of those self declared "fun" people who fail to comprehend that whether you are fun or not isn't your decision to make.
  16. Who the ***** thought that asking bandlab to organise the cakewalk users social event was a good idea?
  17. Slept in my Pink Floyd t-shirt and woke up alone.
  18. Yesterday I became a plectrum disappearerer...... Still can't find the bloody thing and there really aren't very many places to look. I think the guitar is trying to tell me something and if so I'd have to say....fair point, well made. There's clearly something wrong with the hands of all guitarists. I seem to have normal hands, but my fingers simply will not go where the chord book says they should.
  19. And they shall call it karaoke...... Drunk people who, for reasons unknown to personkind, think they can actually sing will gather in holiday resort bars competing to see who can best murder a famous song and they shall be egged on by even worse singers who are thankfully too drunk to even make the few steps required to reach the microphone, but will still feel compelled to join in the choruses from their seats next to damp and sticky tables. By the following morning all their memories will either have been completely wiped or at least AI altered to make the memory seem like it was a fantastic one of a great night that was enjoyed by all and thus either way round will seek to make the same mistake again. Unfortunately, this handy mind-wipe phenomenon shall not be applied to the memories of those that experienced it only from their holiday apartment that proved to be not quite far enough away from the bar to not experience it. Those people will automatically reel in horror at hearing the first bars of "I will always love you" for many years to come and they will never be able to listen to Oasis ever again. So at least there is an upside.
  20. The darkest one is the best, dark grey second, never been a fan of the mercury look and never will be. I don't hate the blue one, but I'd probably tire of it quite quickly. The tungsten classic looks like a much loved tour t shirt that has been washed too often and is now living right on the edge of that fine line between retro chic and polishing rags and as for the really light ones there is but one word.....gopping.
  21. Just, whatever you do, when the time comes......... don't forget to take the tin opener.
  22. Do you secretly yearn to mentally beat yourself up in frustration that you gave money to some company whose products seem nice, but who never fail to deliver the customer support sucker punch with a sickening blow. Even though you already get a regular beating from NI, while Arturia cheer them oblivious to what the question even was..... You do? Welcome to Steinberg Customer Support.....
  23. In my experience the final of the all time most abysmal excuse for customer support football tournament would be a tense affair between Steinberg and NI. A close game as both have strong midfields that would cancel each other out and no real quality in front of goal. It would probably go to extra time and then penalties. The penalty shoot out would not finish as one of the teams would leave the pitch before it's conclusion, thus remarkably forfeiting and also winning the title at the same time.
  24. Bitflipper shuffles nervously behind his rig as the bass player winks at him....
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