paulo

I'm offended by the racial slur concealed in the product name.

Hello

This is Arvind from microsoft customer support. I have not read your question properly and to prove this  I will shortly be back to give you an answer that will not be at all helpful......

22 minutes ago, Bapu said:

I ent got a clue watt you to are awn aboot.

They speak in tongues.

8 minutes ago, Bapu said:

Kind of looks like Phil Collins...…

 

 

Oi, I'll get me coat.😞

Harsh, but.............

4 minutes ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

 

Mind you, the photographer (me) did capture my best side....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... i.e. the 'out'side 😀

I'd have to see a picture of the inside to be sure.😁

Well done you utter bell end.

What unusually named songs have you written?

I've sworn off buying anything toontrack ever since they started with their "upgrade now or else"  crap. 

31 minutes ago, James G said:

 

I've never read that in an insurance policy (then again, I've never really read one...), but if I'd caused the accident I'd hardly remember that anyway, and certainly would apologise.

Yeah, it's usually there in the small print accompanied by the threat that admitting liability can invalidate your insurance. I've often wondered, like in a case not too far from me recently, where a car left the road, went through a garden and ended up in somebody's lounge what the insurance company expect the driver to say to the person watching the TV.

"Hello, I just want to say that I accept no responsibility for this whatsoever."

I wish they would come up with a better way to buy the physical drive option as an upgrade in UK. The only reason I haven't upgraded from 1 to 2 is the massive downloads which experience has taught me never go well. 

12 hours ago, InstrEd said:

I'm jealous.
Have a good time and buy Noel a drink 😀

Yeah, that Daryl can go and get his own, right?

13 hours ago, Bapu said:

Meeting Noel in an hour along with Daryl.

Will there be room for both of them on the t-shirt?

Bounce the current mix to another track. Turn of all fx and solo that track plus whatever track you are recording.

Indeed it is.  I can see this one actually getting a fair bit of use.

I know, right?

17 hours ago, Garry Kiosk said:

Grim Jonesey...but it was ever thus....

Could be worse......

5 minutes ago, batsbrew said:

what got spoiled?

 

Find out here.......

Thanks for the reminder. I have it bookmarked, but often forget to look for new issues.

This function isn't going to get used at all.......

I never use the plug in browser. To me the look and layout is a backwards step compared to having my own custom menu and because of that I tend to forego the drag and drop convenience because it doesn't seem any quicker overall.

Shallow and fickle as I am,  if  it was all sexy looking like in S1 I might be more inclined to use it. In fairness to CW it is the only nice looking thing in S1 though.

20 hours ago, bitman said:

 

And now from the "Some will complain if even hit with a golden hammer dept":

It's way over there where I could easily miss it .

I would like it justified left. - because I'm a jerk. 🙂

 

That'll me me then. I can't see why being hit with a golden hammer would be a good thing. Do they hurt less than being hit with regular hammers?

FWIW - took me a while to figure out where it was and when I did my first thought was " I wonder why they put it all the way over there?"

On 1/17/2019 at 4:15 PM, Monomox said:

I gave you a like on that comment, isn't that ironic?

More so than rain on your wedding day.

22 hours ago, whistlekiller said:

It’s worse than that Paulo, Mrs Whistlekiller is an accomplished angler as well. #AllYearRoundTan

or #Alwayssmellingoffish

16 hours ago, InstrEd said:

Will Meng arrive in a Hovercraft.

Given his budget, anything other than flying in with a personal jetpack wearing leather strides whilst playing a kick-ass guitar riff will count as  a failure IMO.

1 hour ago, whistlekiller said:

Nowadays I have the advantage of being a professional angler and because of this my computer has worked perfectly with this ‘atrocious piece of garbage’ from the moment it was built....😎. The most stable and simple to understand OS I’ve ever used and believe me, I’ve used a few. Furthermore, Cakewalk has never run better either, on anything. 😉

Fishing makes your computer work better?

That's me screwed then. I told Mrs Paulo to shoot me if I ever come home with a fishing rod.

On 12/21/2018 at 11:45 PM, Stephen Ajewole said:

Yeah I agree man... There isn't a whole lot to work with, expecially if you make electronic music like myself.  If they include at least a basic subtractive synth or rapture session, then I think that would be better. 

Also,  are you new to this forum or did u come from the old one? 

I can't remember what came with what version now and don't know what actually comes with the bandlab version, but for elecronica keep an eye out for offers on  air hybrid3/vacuum pro/loom.  Don't pay the "normal" price though. There are nearly always deals on these for sometimes as little as £1/$1. IIRC I got one free and paid less than £5 total for the other two.